Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[A Satire] Proteus4Poteus: Its all about the Sprinkles

24 • Day 1,175, 16:23 • Published in USA USA

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This article is a satire, for those of you who don't understand, it means I am better than you

This Good-Bye Blue Monday is just one section

Proteus4Poteus [A Satire] … read more »

A Wave of Lies and the Proteus Bump

20 • Day 1,172, 16:41 • Published in USA USA

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News that Julian Mizu doesn't want YOU to know!

And an opening line I don't want SamWystan to know I used

This article will be divided into two sections;
A Wave … read more »

This isn't like Most Campaign Articles

10 • Day 1,161, 20:06 • Published in USA USA

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Suggested Listening

This isn't like most campaign articles

I'm not like most candidates

Here's the thing...
I'm psychic
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Campaign Posters to Go

16 • Day 1,156, 20:48 • Published in USA USA

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First off, let me open with a
Letter to my Loyal Subscribers
Dear Subscribers,
I'm sorry, I haven't wrote an article in ages, thats because I haven't had anything to write … read more »

Erepublik Singles Hotline

21 • Day 1,128, 18:24 • Published in USA USA

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Admins are getting rid of orgs, and I Paul Proteus have been lucky enough to see the super secret admin beta, and here is what replaces orgs:
Erepublik Singles Hotline
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