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The Kaiser of Japan; Peasants I'm Here.

21 Day 2,304, 13:41 Published in Japan Japan Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Peasants,

I am back from long hiatus for maybe three or four days, or however long it will take me to tire of you. I've seen much on my journey of the real world, I've masturbated along the U.S. East Coast from New Jersey to Florida,

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Message to eRoC from eJapanese Diplomat to South West Japan (Formosa)

39 Day 1,944, 16:11 Published in Japan Japan Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



This is a very official eJapanese message to illegal government of the so called 'Republic of China'read more »

Notice: Japan's Heroes Have Returned

64 Day 1,943, 18:07 Published in Japan Japan Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear Peasants,

I, Alfred Ball, Duke of HokkaDIO, blessed by all that is holy, have returned to save you from yourselves, Japan has been on a path to stagnation as humiliation since forever. My wife Fruitcommando have been sent back by Dio himself

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[MoFA] Taiwan Lied?! No Way!

27 Day 1,722, 21:52 Published in Japan Japan Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



This is in direct response to the President of eRoC's article claiming that the people of South Korea did not get in touch with them and that they failed to respond in 24 hours, this … read more »

[MoFA] We Stand United With the eSK

76 Day 1,721, 14:16 Published in Japan Japan Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



In an act of solidarity with our South Korean comrades who have shared the burden and trouble that we eJapanese know all to well about the Taiwanese, … read more »