Frerk is a cool guy - newspaper of Frerk

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Frerk is frerking the frerk out of the eUK

31 • Day 1,409, 12:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello again, United Kingdom. It's me, Emperor Frerk(See what I did there?), calling. Some of you might know me as the immovable object, the administrator on the UK's forums that will ban anyone if they get out of line and don't follow the rules.

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Why you should vote Frerk and Dish on the 5th

29 • Day 1,261, 13:18 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello once again, boys, girls, and Maddog;

I come to you on the eve of the election, with a message. It is a message of hope, of aspiration, and of downright epic proportions.

I ask for you, the people of this country, to vote for me as your

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Part Two: El Fin Del Mundo

23 • Day 1,259, 13:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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Greetings fellow citizens, Irish and Germans,

Let me start out by saying that I really appreciate the attention, and that Google is a wonderful tool. I’m not one you’d expect to do his homework, but at least I have been bestowed with the great

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Jamesw

8 • Day 1,259, 12:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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y u mad bro?

UPDATE 12:15 eRT

Really though, while I’m not one to degenerate into attacks like the UK’s local Chav coalition, I will say that the attention that he decides to … read more »

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Frerk strikes back!

43 • Day 1,256, 10:56 • Published in United Kingdom

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Greetings, fellow citizens, basement dwellers, and Ireland hating hippies;

I come to you on this glorious day to tell you that once again, during these glorious times, I would like to rule, er, be honoured to get elected to the Position of … read more »