Freedom of Dissociation

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It is only by threat of violence that Governors impose their will and only the fear of violence by the citizenry that Governors can be made to serve the interests of those they govern.

Non-violence is a good principle, but a better blindfold.

An American Dioists Dilemma

41 • Day 1,136, 04:28 • Published in USA USA

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My friends, I have a confession to make.

Up until very recently, I wasn't a very good Dioist. I suspect a good many of you who call themselves Dioists are not either, but I am not here to judge nor am I in any place to. Even after I joined S.E.E.

S.E.E.S. Press Conference - Day 1,117

29 • Day 1,117, 20:08 • Published in USA USA

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Good evening, citizens of the new world.

For nearly a week now our media has been saturated with news of Revolution and Counter-Revolution. S.E.E.S. has remained conspicuously silent, with few exceptions, on this matter. We have for some time

How to re-invigorate your boring Country (for a week)

13 • Day 1,114, 02:59 • Published in USA USA

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Step One: Get a bunch of oldsnorks together of Dream Team proportions and narrowly win an election over a newsnork, unheard of pretty boy.

Step Two: Declare it a revolution; give aforementioned oldsnorks matching outfits, ignore obvious logical

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Blu Spai in the Base!

18 • Day 1,095, 21:58 • Published in USA USA

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Have you ever asked yourself 'Hey, I wonder where the Government gets their information on our friends and allies? I mean, there's so many countries and people out there and so many interests, how does the President sift through it and figure out

S.E.E.S. has gone too far!

22 • Day 1,087, 20:59 • Published in USA USA

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It is clear to me, now. This authoritarian, Nazi-esque regime has gone too far in their lust for power! Too long has our fair democracy been squelched under the goose-stepping boot of those who scheme from their dimly lit conference rooms high above