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It is only by threat of violence that Governors impose their will and only the fear of violence by the citizenry that Governors can be made to serve the interests of those they govern.

Non-violence is a good principle, but a better blindfold.

Okay, Operation 'Desperation Play' is a Go!

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Okay! I can still win this.

Nothing is f***ed, Dude.

Nothing is f***ed.

They're all just A BUNCH OF F***ING AMATEURS.

Anyway,

Dear America;

This is my sister.


As you can see, she

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See you in Hell, my Darling America

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Like the shades? I'm going for kind of a Jonestown look.

Well America,

What do you think of that? Can you believe such high caliber talent is just sitting idly around, going to waste? Not … read more »

A More Dignified Candidate

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Not Qualified?

Top Hat? Check.
Monocle? Check.
Mustache? Check.

What more could you ask for?

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A Wild Nicholas Ryan has Appeared!

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Hello, America.

My name is Nicholas Ryan and I'm running for President of the eUnited States.

You may not know me, but I've got 12 Billion dollars, here, that says you'll vote for me regardless.

Nicholas Ryan:
Strength
Leadership

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Search and Seizure Warrant turns up 5 tons of Cookies

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On 04/09/2011, at approximately 2330, Federal Agents served a search and seizure warrant at TC Logistics HQ. In the course of the search, over 10,000 lbs of stashed cookies were discovered and cookie manufacturing paraphernalia and confiscated by

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