Family Guy Post - newspaper of mick cain

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Romance is dead!!!

14 • Day 2,051, 11:18 • Published in United Kingdom

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Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your

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The Amazing Human Body

15 • Day 2,014, 16:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 2.9 kg.

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart

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Simple Truths

10 • Day 2,008, 11:50 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were

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BRAINS OF BRITAIN): These people vote OMG

15 • Day 2,002, 11:42 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

BRAINS OF BRITAIN

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman:

What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant:

Homosexuals.

Jeremy Paxman:

No.

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Election Day Funnies!!

6 • Day 1,993, 02:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4,