Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to
do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a
turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
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I'm back with another article to entertain or annoy some of you.