The Enigmatic Guide - newspaper of duke winter

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An extra short guide to current world affairs

11 • Day 1,438, 05:45 • Published in United Kingdom

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The USA and some of it's friend decided to beat up Indonesia because it stole it's pocket money once in High School. Indonesia did some ninja moves and made them all cry. The school prefects (spain and poland) have decided that the USA needs a damn

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Duke Winter for Congress

2 • Day 1,434, 09:23 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Well it's that time of the month again and no I'm not a woman I'm running for congress. Probably best to start with the basics, I'm a … read more »

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The House of Woldy

4 • Day 1,433, 11:35 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Our land is ruled by the almighty King Woldy who as of writing this has been in power for 374 days, he has seen 9 different prime ministers and twice suspended … read more »

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[TUP] Duke Winter for the dales

6 • Day 1,371, 14:53 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Well if you haven't picked up the obvious i'm running for congress in the upcoming congress elections for yorkshire and humberside, I am running because i want to join in the massive orgie that is … read more »

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Burying the hatchet

0 • Day 873, 11:21 • Published in United Kingdom

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The Great southern war is raging on, with 5 of the 9 high diamond regions in the new world up for grabs the significance of the fighting cannot be ignored with both sides eyes fixed on the prize ahead of them.

On one side you have Phoenix with