[Garmr] Presidency Preparation Program
Dear fellow citizens,
I am the goddamn batman. I am your Aladeen.
This is why I am happy to announce that I will run for president of …
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Dear fellow citizens,
I am the goddamn batman. I am your Aladeen.
This is why I am happy to announce that I will run for president of …
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Ladies and bad ass mothafuckin’ gentlemen,
Exactly 365 days ago, a small group of men had the idea to create the best MU to ever exist.
And so it happened. Armed with worldwide prestige, …
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Hello my dear Americans,
I am writing this article because I seek your support in the upcoming congress elections. I am running as independent candidate in Maryland under the inci party. I am hoping to be able to convince you …
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Hello American friends,
As many of you don't know me, I'll start off with an introduction. My name is Garmr, and I've recently migrated to the USA from …
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Dear fellow citizens,
Today is election day, and you may cast a vote on a candidate for a seat in congress. This month, there are only ten seats due to heavy plumber activity in …
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