eLaughter - newspaper of Esme Black

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Satirical Political Beliefs Assessment Test

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THE SATIRICAL POLITICAL BELIEFS ASSESSMENT TEST

A Humorous Political Party Quiz to Test If You're an Archconservative, Leftwing Wacko, Antigovernment Libertine or a Commie Sympathizer: Political Satire & Humor for … read more »

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BUSHISMS

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One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that … read more »

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GM FORCES GOVERNMENT TO FILE BANKRUPTCY

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By Gary Puzzanjima, Staff Writer
Beleaguered General Motors took revenge on the Obama Administration today, surprising White House officials with a legal maneuver that forced the entire U.S. government into bankruptcy court.

"Nobody … read more »

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

As answered by some of the most famous people of our time:

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the … read more »

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Things to Remember During a War

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<strong>Things to Remember During a War
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1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.

2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.

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