New officer efficiency
These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
"Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't …
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Marines and the police
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.
The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.
At the scene, the cop told the …
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The Female Demerit System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something …
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Hello there Americans.
I'm Dragon Fury ex eIndonesian and current eSouth African.
I'm in eAmerica to see whats so wonderful about it, that people keep telling me to come here.
So whats happening here?
Hope theres some wars as I'm a fighter at …
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
…
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