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[FEDS] VOTE FEDS FOR CONGRESS!

15 • Day 5,817, 19:54 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Behold, Feds!

It's your favorite horsef*****, Derphoof, saddling up for another round of the Congressional elections!

Now, folks, it's no secret that we're facing … read more »

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[Queen] Coat of Arms & Appointment

25 • Day 5,541, 20:00 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



As you have noticed in the prior article, Her Majesty ended the article with the unveiling of her personal Coat of Arms.

In her short decision making, she decided on … read more »

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[Queen Derpy] Broforce Coup 2: Federalist Boogaloo

22 • Day 5,538, 06:49 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




It is April 7th, 2014.

The United States political system was at a standstill, with the new dictatorship module in place. It was assumed that foreign adversaries would soon try to use this … read more »

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[Derp4PP] The Right Derp for the Job

20 • Day 5,528, 19:44 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Four months ago, a transition was made. Myself, and many of those who long made up the USWP, decided to shutter the party and join up with our friends in The Federalist Party. … read more »

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[USWP/Fed] Old Home, New Beginning

23 • Day 5,416, 19:24 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



On December 26, 2012, I emigrated to these eUnited States of America. I did so, at the urging of Fingerguns, Pfeiffer, and other eAmericans that I had known via ye olde IRC. When I joined … read more »