Dante's Inferno - newspaper of dante643

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State of Affairs or Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

15 • Day 2,106, 14:42 • Published in United Kingdom

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oh boy a dante article, why haven’t we seen one of those in a while? Well because I’ve been busy having a life you needy B%#*@#*%, but since tax time has come and gone and I’ve gone off and done my military service for the year, I had some spare … read more »

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ESO now with more Omelettes

5 • Day 2,067, 09:51 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

I’d like to start off this message with thanking everyone in ESO for voting for me, I hope I can do you proud. This is just going to be a brief message and the start of ESO competitions under my term, I’ll be discussing Congress, CP elections and

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Dante for ESO PP (contains normal dante smut)

4 • Day 2,060, 07:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

G’day, I’m here to ask for your votes for ESO PP, before you go ‘oh god that guy with soft-core photos’…well yes that guy with the soft-core photos, but I have a serious side, so here goes my Presentation. I’ll be covering three things in this

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Bohe ‘The Sheepdog’ Mond

3 • Day 2,056, 06:27 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Listen up dear readers for a tale of the ages, just days into the job and Bohemond has saved the eUK from certain disaster.

It was fine summer day in the Congress paddock the sun was shining the herds of ~~Sheep~~ Congressman ~~feasted on~~

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Your 5 other Girlfriends of the eUk

50 • Day 2,044, 07:35 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Due to the success of the first article and because my articles after that have been of less success (oh for the love of god subscribe to me I’m so lonely) I have been looking at five other Political Parties and how they reminded me of certain