Daily South Africa Brazil - newspaper of Ronell

30

HUMOUR PAGE - DAY 586

4 • Day 586, 00:07 •

•

BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching..

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier … read more »

45

SUID AFRIKAANERS - SOUTH AFRICANS

9 • Day 585, 02:49 •

•

Geagte Suid Afrikaners
Die week was vol van dinge wat ons wou gehaat het moet gebeur.
Dit het nie gebeur nie, omdat dinge wat persone gedoen het.
Die Brazil president weet nie wat hy nou gedoen het nie.
Hollysglad het vir ons 'n guns gedoen met … read more »

38

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

2 • Day 585, 01:52 •

•

As you all know or don't know the presidential elections are coming up.
The big question for us South Africans is who do we vote for and what will they do for us.
If any candidates would like to post here their comments, please feel free.
Myself … read more »

22

HUMOUR PAGE - DAY 585

3 • Day 585, 00:11 •

•

While stitching up the hand of an 80-year-old farmer, who got cut while fencing on his property, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Cavalcanti and his appointment as President of Brazil.

"… read more »

17

HUMOUR PAGE - DAY 584

2 • Day 584, 06:06 •

•

Definitions Not in Dictionary

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only … read more »