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A Quick Test

0 Day 2,053, 07:19 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

So, here's my USA Saticfaction Test. Enjoy, and feel free to PM any improvements on the test. Lt. Colonel *** out.

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Operation HAM: What It Means, and a Message to CoT.

2 Day 2,051, 21:21 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

So, Operation HAM is under way. So, if you're reading this CoT allies, Asgard, and eUSA, here's a message:

CoT! This is your time to shine! Now you got Serbia where you want, in the same situation we faced! Now, we hold them off in multiple

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Ronald and Cartman in Not With Out My A****le

2 Day 2,045, 14:59 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Yeah Ronald, you need your as****e! And Cartman, step on Serbia and fart on Ronald! So, this has been, Ronald Gipper Reagan and General Cartman Lee in, Not With Out My As****le. Kudos to AMP, Feds, USWP, and TUP! So, Lt. Colonel ** out.

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The Battle of Florida, and 9 Words

1 Day 2,044, 07:32 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

It's the worst situation in 2 years. TWO/ACT has almost complete domination of North America (Canada got wiped, we're getting destroyed, and Mexico is dead pedestrian. So, in order to contain TWO/ACT, we need to defend Florida, and destroy the f*****

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Ohhh!!! Ajay Bruno!!!

0 Day 2,029, 15:53 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Random eCitizen: Hey look everyone; Ajay Bruno!!!
eUSA and Random Citizen: BOO!!!
Random Citizen: What are you; a AFA supporter?
eUSA: Yeah!!
AB/RGR: SHUT UP!!!
Random Citizen: Hey, delete the account!!! Delete the account!
RGR: HEY!! GET YOUR

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