BS Cleanup Crew - newspaper of Chicco

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~Attn: Congressmen~

6 • Day 433, 18:01 • Published in Austria Austria

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(1) You may have received the following alert:

"The budget of your country has reached a low level and cannot support anymore the citizen fee of the next 5 new citizens in your country."

Ignore it. It's a bug.

(2) Regarding … read more »

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~Austrian Crisis Guide~

30 • Day 424, 20:12 • Published in Austria Austria

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Dear Austrians,

It will not have escaped your attention that the Serbian coup has left our economy in shambles. This is because the Serbs are dumping their stolen ATS onto the currency market in order to raise gold for the future development of

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~Where to Buy a House~

7 • Day 418, 19:31 • Published in Austria Austria

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This is going to become a regular feature on my newspaper: a ranking of house prices across the eUniverse. The prices are in gold and were derived using the current currency

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Lack of Housing

12 • Day 408, 11:57 • Published in Austria Austria

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How do people feel about the lack of houses in Austria? If more people owned houses, they could buy cheaper food. The import tax on houses is currently 99% even though there is basically no domestic production of houses. Maybe the import tax should

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Make Love, Not War

12 • Day 358, 19:59 • Published in Austria Austria

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Why don't y'all take a break from fighting Atlantis and tend to your battle wounds in a brand new luxury apartment?

That would be really cool coz then I wouldn't have