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~The Impeachment of Silent Bob~

16 Day 472, 01:39 Published in Austria Austria


Dear Austrian congressmen and congresswomen!

I pledge to award 10 gifts, special media coverage, and the Grand Star of the Decoration of Honor for Services to the Republic of Austria to the first … read more »

~Silent Bob is a Criminal~

10 Day 470, 01:54 Published in Germany Germany


Dear citizens of the Austro-German Union, dear citizens of the World,

I have always contended that Silent Bob is a criminal. I always thought of him as a miserable … read more »

~Silent Bob is a Criminal~

19 Day 469, 17:51 Published in Austria Austria


Dear citizens of the Austro-German Union, dear citizens of the World,

I have always contended that Silent Bob is a criminal. I always thought of him as a miserable … read more »

~Let's Play War~

15 Day 467, 16:22 Published in Austria Austria


Dear fellow citizens,

As I write this the President of Germany pushes a small, harmless looking, red button.

At once, this will release hell onto our streets! German barbarians are going to ravage our lands and pillage our cities!

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~Declaration of War~

21 Day 466, 16:03 Published in Austria Austria


Dear fellow citizens,

As you know our planned union with Germany requires a declaration of war, either by Germany or by Austria. Our original plan was for Austria to declare war on Germany since it is cheaper. In addition, this … read more »