About my newspaper
Greetings soldiers of Éire,
Greece has begun it's counter attack on Turkey by trying to reclaim the Aegean Islands region.
As Aegean Islands is an original Greek Region,we Irish should assist them in reclaiming what is rightfully theirs'.
STAND BY THAT BED, MAN ! NOW ! *whips and chains*
The Chief of Staff and Department of Defence would like to update all citizens and army on developments this week.
By popular demand, less poetry, more meat. Appreciate the feedback, screamers.