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HAHAHA WE DESTROY AMERICA PATHETIC LITTLE COUNTRY YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT WE SHOT A PLANE ONCE SO WHO SO GREAT HUH

Operation: Mulan's Revenge

19 Day 2,029, 18:05 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Note: I've never watched Mulan, and I'm not really even sure what it's about, but sources in the Federalist Party have assured me that this is a spot-on reference)



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BREAKING: Swedepigs and Amurrikans expected to agree to MPP

57 Day 2,029, 15:11 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

In a move not expected since Americans as a whole accepted Dio Brando as their personal lord and savior, displacing Our Lord and Master, Satan as their national diety, H-Sweden is expected to sign a Mutual Protection Pact

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So, those Feds, huh?

19 Day 2,023, 04:11 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Thread(uncensored)

Pretty butthurt yesterday. It's like yesterday was National Act Like a Butthurt Nerd and only the Feds knew about it. Crying because your … read more »

A Patriotic Rallying Article

83 Day 2,014, 20:44 Published in USA USA Battle orders Battle orders

MY HANDS YEARN FOR SERVIAN BLOOD. MY BLADE BEGS TO DIG INTO THE BODIES OF SERVIAN SOLDIERS. MY RIFLE IS ACHING TO POINT TO THE HEAD OF MY SERVIAN ENEMIES. MY FOOT REQUIRES A SERVIAN REAR TO KISS.

SERVIA - I AM COMING TO DESTROY YOU

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These are Different Times that We're Living in

56 Day 2,011, 09:57 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

These are different times.

Somewhat recently, some oldies and I returned to this game only to find the US in worse condition than it had ever been in before. Me, I've been watching on and off for the last … read more »