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HAHAHA WE DESTROY AMERICA PATHETIC LITTLE COUNTRY YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT WE SHOT A PLANE ONCE SO WHO SO GREAT HUH

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I found a cockaroach in my shoe

30 • 2 days ago • USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

I reached down into my shoe to scratch an itch. It was a tingly itch, the kind that's almost a tickle. My right foot. Slightly lower than the ankle. So I reach my fat little #American fingers into my #nikes, reach over my #adidas socks, and dug

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Operation: Mulan's Revenge

19 • Day 2,029, 18:05 • USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Note: I've never watched Mulan, and I'm not really even sure what it's about, but sources in the Federalist Party have assured me that this is a spot-on reference)



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BREAKING: Swedepigs and Amurrikans expected to agree to MPP

57 • Day 2,029, 15:11 • USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

In a move not expected since Americans as a whole accepted Dio Brando as their personal lord and savior, displacing Our Lord and Master, Satan as their national diety, H-Sweden is expected to sign a Mutual Protection Pact

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So, those Feds, huh?

19 • Day 2,023, 04:11 • USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

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Pretty butthurt yesterday. It's like yesterday was National Act Like a Butthurt Nerd and only the Feds knew about it. Crying because your … read more »

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A Patriotic Rallying Article

83 • Day 2,014, 20:44 • USA • Battle orders Battle orders

MY HANDS YEARN FOR SERVIAN BLOOD. MY BLADE BEGS TO DIG INTO THE BODIES OF SERVIAN SOLDIERS. MY RIFLE IS ACHING TO POINT TO THE HEAD OF MY SERVIAN ENEMIES. MY FOOT REQUIRES A SERVIAN REAR TO KISS.

SERVIA - I AM COMING TO DESTROY YOU

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