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HAHAHA WE DESTROY AMERICA PATHETIC LITTLE COUNTRY YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT WE SHOT A PLANE ONCE SO WHO SO GREAT HUH

AMERIFATS

11 Day 2,157, 09:50 USA First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

DEAR AMERIFATS. WHERE YOUR COUNTRY IS NOW!? HUH?!!! YOU STUPID AMERIFATS ARE TOO STUPID EVEN TO HAVE A COUNTRY FOR YOUR OWN HAHAHAH!! IF I WAS AMERIFAT I WOULD STOP EATING SO MANY STUPID FAT-FILLED CHEEZEBURGERS THAT MAKE YOU SO FAT AND STUPID read more »

[MoFA] Treaty of Texas, Serbia

215 Day 2,052, 04:19 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

THE FOLLOWING TREATY HAS BEEN WORKED OUT AND APPROVED BY THIS ADMINISTRATION'S STATE DEPARTMENT, OUR PRESIDENT TENSHIBO, AND TWO HQ


TREATY OF TEXAS, SERVIA

I. GIVEN:
1. The United States concedes the war between … read more »

Hey, we're being invaded

136 Day 2,041, 19:52 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Heard we're losing regions



No congress?

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I found a cockaroach in my shoe

43 Day 2,037, 14:26 USA First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

I reached down into my shoe to scratch an itch. It was a tingly itch, the kind that's almost a tickle. My right foot. Slightly lower than the ankle. So I reach my fat little #American fingers into my #nikes, reach over my #adidas socks, and dug

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Operation: Mulan's Revenge

19 Day 2,029, 18:05 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Note: I've never watched Mulan, and I'm not really even sure what it's about, but sources in the Federalist Party have assured me that this is a spot-on reference)



We're coming for you, Mama read more »