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Since I'm restarting this account, it's only right for me to restart the newspaper.

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War, Poland, War... :D

3 • Day 1,777, 13:20 • Published in Canada Canada • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Finally, we Canucks have gotten what they have been waiting for....
WAR!

Poland attacked Nova Scotia, we declared them as our NE, and they are now attacking Labrador and Newfoundland. Yeah...We're losing... But we will fight back!

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Interview with the Devil Duck!

4 • Day 1,776, 13:53 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello fellow Canucks! Today, I did something I don't normally do! I interviewed a presidential candidate, ElPatoDiablo! Here are his responses:

Can you promise you won't abandon eCanada?
Haha, yes I can promise that I won't suddenly leave

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Honesty is a Virtue

3 • Day 1,771, 10:39 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Vote Clan Wolf! Vote honesty! Vote for a better Canada! With your vote, we guarantee that we will try our best to make eCanada a better place again!

UchihaMonster

Vote Clan Wolf! Vote Honesty!

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Tired of Corrupted Politics?

10 • Day 1,770, 14:40 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Over time, we have discovered why politics is called politics. And I'm sure you've heard this. In Latin: Poli - Many, Tics - Blood-sucking creatures. The word certainly lives up to its meaning! However, we at Clan Wolf are different. We are proud

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Vote Clan Wolf!

19 • Day 1,768, 07:03 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Since the new political module makes it so that you vote for a party, not a person, it seems I chose to do this. I have no idea why... Maybe 'cause Clan Wolf is totally awesome? Yuppers. Here's why...

1. We don't force people to vote for what

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