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[Wall of Text] An update from your inactive Dictator

52 Day 2,431, 07:24 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good afternoon gentlemen; hope the majority of you are well & a mandatory congratulations to the folks at TUP for their successful liberation.

This is in many eyes long overdue and I … read more »

[Dictator] A few friendly updates from your local Ministries

19 Day 2,394, 14:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


First cabinet meeting aftermath

Evenin’ gents, hope the mission to randomly bully scientists in a pub is going … read more »

[Great Dictator] Cast the heathen from the highest rocks

31 Day 2,391, 11:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


A friendly update from your local dictator

Some unsuitable background music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3K5uB-wMA)

Good evenin gentlemen; again I'm … read more »

[UKRP/TUP/RDA/ESO/V/NE/UKPP/TRS/lolwut] Cabinet

42 Day 2,389, 03:20 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



With 3 applications for every available spot I’m sorry there wasn’t enough space for all of you who applied. However, we will still be setting up the rest of government in the next day where there should … read more »

[UKRP/PCP/UKPP/WRP/NE] This is not an invasion

7 Day 2,388, 13:04 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


1 is least want to work in/5 most want to work in

Good evenin’ gents (& Keers),

Cheers for the 25 of you who have applied to work with me in government so far, I’ll be leaving the [url= … read more »