The Icicle Inquirer - newspaper of Ghiaccio

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Leader of my Own Little Province.

2 • Day 184, 09:21 • Published in Pakistan

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Seems that more and more peopel are becoming mayors. UR MR PAKISTANI for example, is the mayor of Quetta now. Congratulations, brah~

However, let's not neglect the smaller, newly conquered provinces.

I live in Chengdu. I am the only one living

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Tubular shredding of India’s waves!

1 • Day 150, 19:53 • Published in Pakistan

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Aces, dude!

So, like, there are only 5 regions left to totally thrash in Bhuddaville!

All our bros and brahs over here in Sand Point are totally ready to surf those curry waves of Shiva's fury!

But those dudes with the dotted heads aren't

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How do I war?

2 • Day 149, 12:08 • Published in Pakistan

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Seems war has begun for us.

Now, I simply cannot be bothered to look up the Wiki and read all those walls at the moment.

Sould someone please tl;dr how war works? Or link me to an article that explains it?

How do I fight? Am I already

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Step right up! Pick your side!

4 • Day 143, 19:30 • Published in Pakistan

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War has begun and Pakistanis all around are watching the coverage since there's no cable in Pakistan.

It seems out of boredom and good fun, they've started to chat about which will go down first?

So, /v/akistan...who do you think will win

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Icicle Erotica: White Scottish Demoness

12 • Day 141, 09:27 • Published in Pakistan

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You are beaten, barred and slashed. You lay on the cold ground, your vision fading. Your breathing is slow and paced as you hang on to your consciousness.

Just then, your opponent slowly walks towards you. She has long, silky green hair and is