The Golden Kiwi - newspaper of Temple of Kiwism

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A FALL

13 • Day 1,180, 05:58 • Published in New Zealand

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NO! HOW COULD THAT BE?! REALLY?! INDONESIA?!

HOW COULD WE LET INDONESIA TAKE OVER WELLINGTON, OUR HOLY CITY?!

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Kiwi, everywhere

1 • Day 1,125, 08:22 • Published in New Zealand

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Hello Kiwists!

Because of the devinity of the Golden Kiwi, he can appear in many forms:
- Golden Kiwi
- Human
- Apple
- McNuggets
- Sheep
- Kiwist
- New Zealander
- God
- Kiwi food

But mostly he appears as the Golden Kiwi, and the

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Contest - Writing the new Golden Philosophy!

13 • Day 1,124, 00:59 • Published in New Zealand

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Hello Kiwists!

As you know, Kiwism has four basic philosophies:
- Love
- Pride
- Honor
- Respect

Now, the three first, Love, Pride and Honor, Alexander Janai already wrote:
- Love - http://wiki.erepublik.com/

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THE FIRST SERMON!

10 • Day 1,123, 00:20 • Published in New Zealand

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The First Kiwist Sermon has begun!

By the name of the Golden Kiwi:
Thus are my words, and they are the ceremonies of thou and of the Kiwi religion upon the E. This shall you live and shall remember, for they are … read more »

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Stones of Kiwism

4 • Day 1,122, 06:25 • Published in New Zealand

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Hello Kiwists!

Today I will talk about the holy stones of Kiwism.

There are three holy stones:
- Gold
- Saphire
- Ruby

Gold
Gold is holy to the Kiwists because it is the colour and the stone of the