The Fuzzy Jello Tribune - newspaper of FuzzyJello

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We've done it!

6 • Day 655, 09:22 • Published in USA USA

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Congratulations America through blood sweat and tears we have recaptured California! I congratulate everyone involved in the war effort.

California is a high wood,oil, and populated region, which has many companies. This will gear up the economy

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Attack California!

0 • Day 654, 16:52 • Published in USA USA

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Hello eRepublik,

Remember to attack California today and tommorow!
In other news, the grain market had really plummeted from the usual 1.3 USD for grain down to around 50 cents. My educated guess is they will rise soon with the liberation of

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Remember, you are eAmericans!

6 • Day 639, 10:20 • Published in USA USA

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What has happened to our vaunted idealism? Why have some of us been behaving like scared chickens? Where is the million-throated, democratic voice of America?

For years it has been dinned into us that we are a weak nation; that we are an

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Good for America

5 • Day 626, 12:06 • Published in USA USA

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I just figured out what America needs. It needs some more laughter. We had a lot of wins today, so I think it's time to celebrate.

Watch this funny video of the day [url=http://revver.com/video/415012/affiliate/425495/ventrilo-harassment-duke-

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How to get our states back.

10 • Day 624, 09:53 • Published in USA USA

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Simple. Here's how it can work. Vote and sub this article and all the money from Media Mogul will go into buying Q3 guns for our tanks/soldiers in arms. Have a newspaper? Do the same. Contact me and I will post your link. Let's do this!