Zheng He Can Into Congress

Day 2,405, 06:46 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

Dear AMPers,

I humbly ask for your support to send me back to Congress. I am a four term CongressCritter from back in the days when we had to be elected in-game instead of appointed by a party. Maybe it was more fun, but it was harder too.

I'm running on my previous congressional record, which was exemplary. During my 4 terms, I made every roll call, voted on every bill, and participated actively in all discussions. Most importantly, I provide sensible, pragmatic, and level-headed ideas. I do not get involved in the childish bickering or mud-slinging. I vote my beliefs and my conscience after careful deliberation. I can be convinced to change my mind, but more often, I convince others. Everything I do is open and honest.

I'm running on my in-game experience. I've been doing this for awhile (June 2009, almost a Titan). I've been a successful newspaper writer, a Colonel in the eUS Army, and a member of AMP since Cussin' Custer first started the party.

I'm running on my coolness. When I show up, old men stop to listen, young men envy, and women of all ages get wet.

I'm running because my girlfriend is purtier than yours.


I'm running because John Largo asked me and how can I say no to Mr. Coolness himself?

It's been awhile since I was in Congress. I've been 2-clicking, but it's time to add a third click in Congress. With the risk of a new alliance and the changes everywhere, it's time for some fresh ideas based on experience and wisdom.

Most importantly, I'm running because I definitely FEEL THE AMPS!
Yours sincerely,
Zheng He
2-clicker
The Special Forces