World In a Nutshell // Guide for new Frenchmen

Day 631, 05:31 • Published in France Finland • by Kuhaa

As France is at Le moment having a huge baby boom I, as a big fan of baguette and expensive wine, feel Le need to guide you through few obstacles very common to new players and also give you few tips tips how to effectively help your country grow even more.

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So, here we go.

1.Wash your hands before starting to play!
Yes, this one is very important. I've heard you Frenchmen eat baguette all Le time. There must be lot of grease and little pieces of bread on your fingers and trust me, you don't want that stuff on your keyboard. Also, isn't it just uncomfortable when you constantly feel Le need to wipe your hands to something? Especially if you eat baguette while you play. So, keep your hands and playing environment clean.


2.Drink wine after you've stopped playing!
This is a tough one but it's useful. As far as I know, you French people drink lot of wine, even more than those filthy Finns drink beer. And that is a lot. Small amount of wine before starting to play eRep might get you to "Le mood" and help you concentrate(plus a glass of wine once a day is supposed to be healthy) but drinking Le whole bottle is just WRONG! Don't do it!

If you get too drunk(like most of Le players in Le New World) you might do something stupi😛 accidentally destroy your house, declare a war on an ally or do someone's wife. i've also herd it gets veery difficuly to type if uou¨re drunk_ So for your own safety and that of those around you, drink Le rest of Le wine after you stop playing and go to bed.

3.Wear a bicycle helmet while playing.
No specific reason, it just looks extremely stupid.

4.Don't rage!!!!1
Sometimes(actually, most of Le time) things don't go like you would want them to go. In a time like this you have few options:

-Use your sophisticated language to express out loud how annoyed you indeed are. Use one of your delightful curse words that sound so melodious to Le rough ear of a foreign caveman.

-Go out for a walk. You must have some beautiful and peaceful sceneries in France as it is Le fourth best country in Le world. There you can rest your mind, forget all Le troubles of Le New World and perhaps even philosophize your own existence and figure Le meaning of life. Then you can come back and brag about it.

Or you can go Le usual way and

RAGE!!!

5.Don't jump off Le eCliff!
Or jump if you feel this game sucks. Just don't do it in Real Life, it hurts.

Keep these seven things in mind and you will do just fine.