World In a Nutshell // Da PEACE Code

Day 642, 02:33 • Published in Sweden Finland • by Kuhaa

In this issue of World In a Nutshell I am going to stick my nose to the business called PEACE.

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After hours and hours of intense meditation I have finally discovered the true nature of PEACE GC. To find answers to questions like "Why are they attacking us?" and "What is PEACE really about?" please read further. I am going to reveal the dark secrets of this notorious alliance.

The First Theory
"Peace at home, peace in the whole world." - That's what they say. Let us think about this.

Peace
At
Home.
Peace
In
The
Whole
World

If we take the first letter of every word they spell...

PAHPITWW!!!
*gasp*

I'm pretty sure this is an anagram. Hmm... Yes, I got it now! If we unscramble the letters PAHPITWW they form

With wapp

Pretty ominous don't you think? I'm not sure how many of you know what wapp is so here's a description straight from the dictionary:

"Someone with constant diarrhea or someone who never wipes their ass."

Ha! I got them there! That might explain why they're on a such a rampage.

The Second Theory
I admit diarrhea is a quite unpleasant thing to have, but I don't think it explains what PEACE is really about. I think we should pay more attention to "PAHPITWW" as it has already revealed one of PEACE's secrets.

Every letter in alphabets equals a number from 1 to 26, A being 1 and Z being 26. I'm sure you know what I mean. That being the case, PAHPITWW would be

PAHPITWW=16,1,8,16,9,20,23,23=1 618169202323

When reversed it is 3232029618161. What letters could we get out of it? 3,23,20,2,9,6,18,16,1 - CWTBIFRPA? I don't think so. If we put all the numbers in order we have 0111222336689. I like that. So, what's the message hidden in here? I think we can lose the 0 so we have 111222336689. That's 12 numbers. When they're split to four groups we have 1, 222, 336 and 11689. The answer is near, I can feel it. Yes. Yes! I now know! We put them in the order 222, 1, 336, 11689 and do a few calculations.

(2+2+2),(1),((1-1)*(6+😎+9), ( 3+3+6)=6,1,9,12

Six, one, nine and twelve. Yup, we did it. What word is "61912"? The word that reveals what PEACE GC is really about? What's the sixth letter in alphabets? What about the first? The ninth? 🙂

PEACE GC = FAIL
*Rimshot*

The conclusion
Time to wrap this up. We had two separate theories. First one suggests that PEACE suffers from diarrhea and doesn't take care of it's personal hygiene. I don't know if it's true but it would explain a lot. They're jealous because we're clean and smell like roses.

And the second theory... Well I don't know. It's just fun saying other people fail. PEACE sure failed when it gave the UK all those Canadian regions didn't it?

Let's just play the game and enjoy. Cheers!

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