World In a Nutshell // Comparing EDEN and PEACE

Day 649, 07:18 • Published in Romania Finland • by Kuhaa
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Yup, it's time to write some more bullshit. Last week I revealed the true core of PEACE - or should we say PAHPITWW - but today I am going to take things further. What makes EDEN so awesome and PEACE so lame- I MEAN let's observe these two alliances without taking sides.

First I'd like to compare these two by using metaphors

PEACE is a rock - big, hard, cold and definetly something you don't want to sleep next to. EDEN, in the other hand, is a pillow - soft, warm and fluffy. In other words, the most comfortable thing to press your face against.

Then why is it better to be a pillow than a stone?

Imagine a large concrete field in the middle of a desert. Someone has placed a rock on the ground. OH MY GOD THERE COMES A ROAD ROLLER! A road roller rolls over the rock and crushes it into billions and billions of little pieces that get caught in the wind and will soon be blown away.

A little further there's a little girl lying on the ground. As we're in the desert it's really hot. The girl wants to grab an ice cream and runs away leaving her pillow on the ground. *WRRR* says the road roller. Roller's driver spots a pillow on the ground and tries to stop the vehicle but as he is managed by PEACEs script he doesn't know how to read the manual and accidentally steps on a wrong pedal. Road roller gathers more speed and rolls over the pillow.

But what a miracle, the pillow's still in one piece! The girl comes back and takes a nap. She dreams of giraffes and unicorns. End of story.


Will PEACE survive?(hint: NO)

You got my point. PEACE indeed is a rock - stubborn, inflexible and incapable of any humane emotions. And the road roller is approaching. It's still far away but you can see it if you use binoculars. It will be here soon enough(actually the road roller is PEACE itself but let's not tell that to them ok?). 🙂


EDEN loves you

What if PEACE and EDEN were men?
Yes, this one's interesting. If our two beloved military alliances were human beings, what wold they be like?

Judging from PEACE's current behavior, it would be a fat man. A true display of obesity. You know those ones who sort of jiggle while they walk? I wouldn't want to sit next to PEACE in a bus or a train. Actually I couldn't because PEACE takes two whole seats. Disgusting. Why would it be a fatty? Because PEACE is hungry and it has devoured half the world in it's blind rage.

Then what would EDEN be? It would be well educated and sophisticated gentleman who has his pride. Wears an expensive suit and has a well paying job. Owns an apartment near the midtown but doesn't live there as he is irritated by all the homeless people moaning and making other strange noises during nighttime. And throwing rocks at his windows. Those bastards!

Their names
What comes first to my mind when I hear these names?

EDEN:
Well of course the Garden of Eden, the Paradise. It represents all that is good and righteous, just like EDEN in eRepublik.

PEACE:
The world's most notorious terrorist group of all time: Greenpeace. That's not a good thing. And a turkey. You know, the bird. Not the country. It's an ugly bird, suits PEACE. Ha!

PEACE Global Community in it's natural environment

Let's think of a better name, something more accurate shall we?

PAHPITWW - It would be a real waste not to use a name as awesome as this. "With Wapp" for the win.(For more information, please see my previous article Da PEACE Code.

PIECES - Would be a good name as PEACE is in the process of breaking into pieces. Maybe they should consider renaming themselves right now?

AYBABTU - "All Your Base Are Belong To Us". It's a lame meme but fits here. Well actually not quite as only few of "our base are belong to them" but you get my point. Maybe AYBAWBTU: All Your Base Almost Were Belong To Us? I'd also like to hear someone try to pronounce that.

IAHTBFFTITEOTA - "Indonesia And Hungary Towards Better Future For Themselves In The Expense Of Their Allies". I think we have a winner!

Post your own suggestions.

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