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Day 2,499, 06:13 • Published in Serbia Romania • by JoeyJoJo Shabbadoo

So, here is my second article and I was going to Ramble On with some story about What Is and What Should Never Be but I figured I'd look like some Fool In The Rain.

I then decided to write about Somethin' Else, something related to Rock and Roll but I feared a Communication Breakdown which left me a little Dazed and Confused.

So I went over to see my girlfriend, Darlene, who lived Down by the Seaside and I asked her for some Custard Pie. That really set her off for some reason and we argued. At end of it all, she said "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" and revealed to me that she was Going to California. I said, "How Many More Times is this going to happen? You are such a Heartbreaker! I thought we were Friends, why are you leaving?"

She explained that our relationship was nothing more than Good Times Bad Times and every time we argued she kept getting Sick Again. She didn't want to feel Trampled Under Foot every time we argued and thought it was best move Over the Hills and Far Away from me.

"You don't have to move across The Ocean", I said. But alas, I realized that it was Nobody's Fault But Mine. "Hey Hey What Can I Do? I gave you All My Love and Since I've Been Loving You I never felt more alive.", I said.

She said, "That's the Way it has to be. It's Ten Years Gone for me and after all that The Song Remains The Same. I know you have a Whole Lotta Love for me but I just don't feel it any more."

So I took a Tangerine from her fridge and headed out. I think that even In My Time of Dying I will miss her.

Thank You