Woldy King or Führer ?

Day 1,106, 12:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil
The Historic Times has managed to get it's
hands on this film of eUK Monarch Mr Woldy
that clearly shows his latent Nazi tendencies.



When contacted Mr Woldy gave this statement,


"I had informed my staff that a bulb had blown on
the light fitting yesterday and i was merely pointing
out that it was not replaced soon they would be"

So we showed Mr Woldy an image taken on the
same day as the film was shot and asked him to
point out the fitting with the supposed blown bulb


"Regrettably, i cannot recall the exact fitting, i
think it was on the far right, the member of staff
responsible was liquidat...err....i mean removed
from his position and cannot be contacted"

We spoke by phone to Mr Woldy's Private Secretary


"Listen buster! In Rejkyavik it is dark for eight months
of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off
and there's only golly fish to eat. Administrative bulb errors
are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Look this is all
a mistake. It's a real pain in the sphincter! Now sod off !"

So we leave it to you, the great eUK citizenship, to decide
whether or not you believe Mr Woldy's version of events.

Horice