The Ragin' Cookie Times

WARNING: this is NOT your typical recruitment article, this is FAR more epic than that (because it's V2, and obviously we all love V2, am I right?)

Anyways, onward and upward! (pardon the obvious pun)




Why you should join the Air Force! (unless you're a dirty phoenix lover, then stay away!)

(Listed in order of why you probably care)

#1- You get a free Helicopter!

I personally received one brand-spanking new attack helicopter with 50 durability and an acceptable amount of firepower and defence! Which is FAR more expensive to buy on your own than many of us would be able to afford in this hellhole of an economy! (insert gratuitous picture here)


I know I want one, don't you?

#2- You are FAR less likely to die on the battlefield!

Now now, hold on, I know what you're thinking (yeah right, I'll still get my ass kicked by Battalgazi regardless of whether I'm in your silly Air Force!). Yes, it may be true that Battalgazi (or another Phoenix troll-monster of equal or greater value) will kick your ass, but if there's 25 of us online coordinating our simultaneous strike on Battalgazi at THE SAME TIME! How can he possibly defeat us all?

But in all seriousness (wait, that wasn't serious you say?) the Air Force (and by extension the rest of the armed forces) is a great way to meet new friends and find some reason to keep playing this game! And if you join us on the IRC (once you join you'll find out the addresses for the individual divisions, but try #CAFcivilian to hang out with our forces on the ground) you will soon learn just how well-oiled our forces really are, and how the ridiculously annoying War module can be put to its full potential!

Gratuitous Picture #2
[img]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2074/Destroyed-M1-DM-SD-04-03261.JPEG[/img]
Battalgazi after a CAF airstrike

Moving On!

#3- Serve your country with pride!

Yes! NOW this is one of those typical recruitment articles! You too can serve your country! And look damn good doing it!


Coda is SO hot....er, I mean that in a respectable way of course...ma'am!

But besides the good looking ladies, there are also all kinds of ways you can climb the ranks, and achieve WORLD DOMINATION!
naturally you will be starting out as a private, but through hard work and dedication to the cause, you could eventually lead a platoon into battle, or even lead the whole army! all the while blowing sh!t up with some of the coolest people in the eWorld!


CAF, blowing shit up...in style



So in conclusion (ie. tl;dr), Join the CAF because:
#1- You get free stuff
#2- You'll survive longer on the battlefield
#3- Hot chicks and Promotions

what isn't there to like?


ENLIST TODAY!
Regulars: http://ecanada.cc/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7527
Reserves: http://ecanada.cc/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7508
Rangers: http://ecanada.cc/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=7154


Oh, and also PM Chucky Norris or raw784 to let them know I, Master36029 recruited you!

yes, shameless self-promoting ftw!

GO RESERVE AIR PLATOON 1 !!!!




thanks for your time!

~Master36029
Sergeant of "Reserve Air Platoon One" (name to be Decided)




Final Note: FREE TEMUJINBC