Why Spain will fail again and again
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The Spanish headquarters planning an invasion
One of my favourites TV show says "All this has happened before and will happen again", and I think that it is also true if we want to tell about spanish fails on eRepublik.
Spain is one of the richest countries in gold in the games, but it is probably the poorest one in bravery. Actually, if it was a rugby game, we could say that Spain has no balls to play it, but of course we don't play rugby.
Rich nation, poor leaders, hopeless army fearing the Great French Divisions of our President Marshall Lyne Petain, even if we know that the french army is disbanding thanks to our congress new stupid rules, even if we know that France has weapons stocks to defend Aquitaine... for one day, even if we know that if Aquitaine is taken, France will fall since one third of its population and companies is there... Yeah I can't prevent myself from being admiring when I see the great lucidity of the spanish leaders and intelligence services.
Yes, the erepublik Spain is probably the greatest old people's home, the best "don't do anything and watch soap on the TV" nation, after France of course. Don't you see that we are laughing at you beyond the Pyrenees ? We're laughing at poor Spain fearing our great power, the great french superpower, the nice, cool, peaceful, effeminate Spain.
But don't worry, we do not fear you, and one day you'll experience it again ; we'll have Asturias back in our country, enough population to do it, and you will beg your right to exist !
🙂
An anonymous French congressman.
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XDDDDDDDD
We are happy now... your MPP is closing and we smell your fear 🙂
Soon, Aquitaine and Alizee will be our 😁
Who is Sapin?
And of course... we will TO your pathetic party soon :3
Ca sent le Sapin pour Spain.
En plus, c'est bientot noel.
Odio eterno a los gabachos
Odio eterno a los tacos
lol
Yo me llamo Lo-li-ta...
Calimucho drinkers, come to visit our country, we know how to drink wine and we can teach it to you 😉
Si venís por aquí voy a pasarme yo por la prensa gabacha.
Ya habéis olvidado el dolor de cabeza que os provocamos?
:noel:
Spanish, Indonesian and Hungarian will fail. They are so weaks.
For great justice !
LOLLLLLLL
bon, vive le congrès français qui me fait poster ce genre d'article
Jajajajajajajajaja
attendez, vous attendez qu'il terminer votre MPP´s....
Solo sabeis haceros los interesantes bebiendo vino y desfogaros con vuestras ovejas cuando vuestras mujeres os rechazan por un buen macho iberico... A lo unico que podriais enseñarnos es a vivir como ratas...
P😨 Iros al infierno.
ODIO ETERNO A LOS GABACHOS!
😃
Mon dieu, c'est magnifique!
Españoles, esto es un claro desafio. Iniciemos una spam war en los periodicos franceses. Que no puedan olvidar el temor de sentir la espada de damocles sobre sus cabezas.
Una cosa gente, pk spain no tiene ceuta y melilla en el juego?
Nuestras mujeres son muchas mas bonita!
Odio a los espanoles jajajajajajjaja xD
ok, ahora voy.
La VENGANZA es una comida que se come FRIA. Así que dormireis tranquilos por las noches.
que tal fue vuestro failby boom? xDD
P😨 no
We have the Babydeath, but, where are the 16000 Spanish's Golds. xD
gente pk espain no tiene como region a ceuta y melilla?
Haha we sense your fear! Now that you cant pay MPPs you are scared of our invasion.
I promise you it will happen. Alizee is waiting for us. he prefers Iberian machos.
PS: French wine SUCKS!
pizza j'aime 😃
Can you give me 16k golds?
(oups)
Spain wine is water!
tirafrutas de mierda, os vamos a meter la torre eiffel por el recto.
Malditos herejes afeminados... llegará el día en que nos besaréis los pies.
Adefonsus: 😃
Coke with wine, hum, delicious, especially for people who do not know what wine is 😛
tienes razon, no hay cojones.
ataquemos franciaaa
Remember, you CAN'T troll spaniards, because we troll more and better than you
Para invadir una mierd... de pais yo no pierdo el tiempo. Que no ataquen ellos si tienen c....
Est-ce que vous voulez voir une autre fois le graphique du population française après la reconquiste? Allez pleurer à la petite chambre.
estos jodidos inutiles q se creen??? Como dicen x arriba iros a follar a vuestras ovejas q ya les damos candela a vuestras gabachitas, me encanta el oh lala !!! son muy warronas 🙁 OH LA LA!!!!!
deberiamos de enseñar otra vez a esta gente lo q es jugar con los periodicos y spamearles hasta en el telediario xDDDD
Spanish Epic Fail !
Vamos bailar en Madrid
saiX : yes, but only to see your french again 😛
Varnish hizo que todos los franceses le chuparan el pene y despues les dejó a todos desvirgados del conducto anal
Espanoles porcos solo le gustan enfiar por el recto!
Stop using google translator low brained
Spain fears France, hahaha.
EPIC FAIL SPAIN