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Why Peace Fails

16 Day 714, 15:21 USA
*****I know fortis doesnt exist i couldnt find brolliance logo*****ALSO NOT ALL OF THIS IS TRUE ABOUT PEACE***** (got to cover my @$$)

I first want to say thank you to everyone who voted up my recent article about helping PEACE.

So a lot of people are asking how can PEACE fail so much?!? Well I got the answers.

1. When Peace generals try to rally there troops and yell "Fight for your wives", but who would really want to fight for this:
(Yes that where halo got the idea for how Brutes should look)

2. When that doesn't rally the troops the Peace generals yell "Fight for you HOMELAND!!!"
(Now we know why they have to take over other regions)

3. When the Peace generals are in real desperation they yell "Fight for your MONSTERS!!! I mean CHILDREN!!!
(Result of being breast fed by a one of those Peace females.

4. Almost half their soldiers die before arriving to the battle on ships.

5. This is just one of the many failures that are called leaders of Peace.
(I hate this KID!)

6. When a war against Peace happens this is what each Peace citizen does for about 10 hours.


7. Peace tanks always do good for the first couple of minutes in till they decide to go failure.


8. Peace still hasn't learned how to blend in with its environment for sneak attacks.
(They will never notice me like this)

9. Peace's IQ is lower than this guy:


THE FINAL AND LAST REASON IS!!!!!!!

10. PEACE ISN'T PART OF E/F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




VOTE AND SUBSCRIBE IF THIS IS A HIT IN AMERICA I WILL POST IN INDONESIA, HUNGARY, RUSSIA AND OTHER MAJOR PEACE COUNTRIES!

 
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No Idea
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No Idea Day 714, 15:24

No such thing as Fortis.

   
CHRIS MAIER
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CHRIS MAIER Day 714, 15:25

i know theres no fortis but i couldnt find the brolliance logo

 
Martinoz
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Martinoz Day 714, 15:27

Fortis doesn't exist

 
Angel of Music
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Angel of Music Day 714, 15:51

PEACE is part of E/F? Wut?

 
Jiosen
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Jiosen Day 714, 16:01

EDEN/BROLLIANCE FTW! \0/

 
Lifted Research Group
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Lifted Research Group Day 714, 16:17

Wow!

 
CHRIS MAIER
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CHRIS MAIER Day 714, 16:27

angel i corrected that thank you word was being wierd

 
Xolocaust
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Xolocaust Day 715, 11:14

Ololo, your trolling is overwhelming

 
n4n0
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n4n0 Day 715, 13:57

I love it!

*Calls China*

China, I've got something you want. That's right, ALL OFF THE TEA!

 
CHRIS MAIER
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CHRIS MAIER Day 715, 15:13

alot of the articles im going to write are going to be dissing Peace i got a great idea for an article simple and to the point

 
Aient
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Aient Day 716, 07:53

You should delete points 1,2 and 3 before someone reports you for insults...

 
CHRIS MAIER
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CHRIS MAIER Day 716, 09:28

ok

 
Jelen od Potoka
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Jelen od Potoka Day 716, 13:51

lol

 
James Glover
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James Glover Day 718, 03:28

when was the UK part of FORTIS????

 
CHRIS MAIER
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CHRIS MAIER Day 718, 17:38

Uk sucks my .....