WHPR [Day 997] UPDATE: Move to Canada, Fight in Vestlandet!

Day 997, 15:43 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
BREAKING NEWS THAT BROKE NEWS: MOVE TO CANADA AND FIGHT IN VESTLANDET!

http://www.erepublik.com/en/battlefield/294

After the United States departed from EDEN during the Josh Frost administration, we soon ventured off into another smaller alliance, the Brolliance. The Brolliance is a smaller, tighter, nit alliance, but because of this, we have gotten to know our members well. One of the members, Canada, is also one of our biggest allies, and they need our help.

Just recently, Canada attacked the United Kingdom; whom are occupying our ally Norway. We need you to move to Canada and kill some Phoenix butt in Vastlandet. It just costs a measly Q2 ticket from California to Alberta. We cannot afford to have Canada lose this battle, as they are a bro.

Remember Leif Ericson, the Viking? Yeah, since he has his own holiday, he is a legend. He discovered Canada. We cannot have his discovery perish. Do it for the United States, do it for Canada, and do it for Valhalla! Plus, Valhalla is the land of the gods and unworthy of the untouchables. Fight, fight, fight!



Now back to your regularly scheduled news:

BREAKING NEWS: America, Krems has finally accomplished conquering the New Citizen Message and now all new citizens who join our glorious country shall get to read his words.

All glorified events aside, a bug not allowing me to log in has delayed this WHPR but again, we persevere to bring you news that is fair and balanced. To start, the battle of Podolia was reversed since it was a part of the series of "messes" (as the admins put it) that led to one of the largest security breaches in eRep. We would like to thank everyone who fought in the battle even though the battle was erased and it's almost like it never happened.

Also, we have been told images are back and we'll work on some cool ones that allow you to sift through this text without the feeling of boredom from lack of color. If you would like to design anything for the WHPR, PM an idea, an image, something to add, etc...

But for tradition, we have a double tradition today with a link to the Presidents Daily Blurb from a few insiders ago since it's 3D text that speaks to you. All you have to do is click this link right here and click Open if you're using Firefox.

WRAP-UP:

• The Publius University was also opened and you can read about it here.

• A hospital strategy has been worked out that is purely defensive by placing the hospital near the deployment zone for the defenders with reach to the capital making it very difficult to capture.

• America gained Las Vegas and the other Virginia back

• The password for The Pony Express finally worked and a new edition was released full of Rod Damon.

• The security breach has said to have been rectified but we advise you change your password to erase the cookie the hacker may have stored if he gained access to your account.

Stay classy, San Diego

Malcolm Tucker
Minister of Communications

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