WHPR Day 2219 - America needs your help! We're Hiring!
James S. Brady Press Room
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Dateline: Tuesday, December 17th, 2013 (Day 2,219)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Editor: SecMed The Wild Card
Contributors: Aramec, Mourning Star, Melisa Rose and The Top 5 Party Presidents
Today’s WHPR:
: 1 : The State Department is hiring Ambassadors
: 2 : The WHPR is looking for writers
: 3 : Congressional Signs Ups begin NOW!
: 4 : War Map and Analysis
: 5 : eNPR
The State Department is hiring Ambassadors
Presented by Aramec
The State Department PARTIES HARD, yo
The State Department is hiring new ambassadors. This is a little different from the way the Ambassadors Program has operated in the past. The new system allows Ambassadors to work directly with the State Department, gain insight from the current President and Secretary of State, and show their merit and ability to work within the framework of our foreign policy agenda.
Ambassadors will be assigned on a first come first served basis. You will be expected to compile up-to-date information on the countries of the world, as well as be active on IRC in the country channels you are assigned to as well as the state channel, #us-state, as the majority of Foreign Affairs is communication.
What we will be looking for in ambassadors.
1. Communicative and friendly.
2. Active on IRC.
3. Foreign language skills.
4. A willingness to learn and discuss foreign policy.
5. Have eUS citizenship.
If you are interested becoming an ambassador contact Aramec today!
The White House Press Release is looking for writers
Presented by The Wild Card
This is the only on staff writer we have...
I would like to have a couple people who would like to write for the WHPR each week. Your responsibilities would be one segment a week, delivered on either Tuesday or Friday for the noon eRep time release. Contact The Wild Card if you're interested. These segments could be something you come up with or be assigned, that's your call. This is probably the most freedom in a government job you'll ever had. So if you have dreamed of having a cabinet level position, without all that pesky cabinet level work, join the WHPR corps today!
Congress Elections are on Christmas
Presented by the Top 5 Parties
All top 5 parties have a form for becoming a congressman. So you want to run for congress? You need to fill out their form. If you don't then you won't be able to become a congressman. And we all know Congress is the stepping stone to becoming a bigger and better politician.
Here are the official links to candidate for Congress:
--In the Federalist Party, apply at this link
--In the United States Worker’s Party, apply at this link.
--In We The People, New congressmen should apply at this link, and returning congressmen should apply at this link.
--In the American Military Party, apply in their forums at this link
--In the Liberty Advancement Party, apply at this link
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War Map and Analysis
Presented by MourningStar
With peace and understanding comes great rewards! We have recently signed into effect a Land Swap with Ireland. Cork and Wexford will be leased to the United States for a small fee and in return we get 20% bonus iron! And mother always said we never had enough in our diets... Ha! This is a temporary lease and should only be confined to Cork and Wexford. Do not attack any other Irish states!
In other news, AlbaniBro has been looting land left and right like there was some kind of riot in the Middle East... Come to think of it, most of the region is at war. Go Albania, get us some new laptops while you're at it!
eNPR Tonight!
Presented by Melissa Rose eNPR
Hosts Melissa Rose and Aramec
eNPR! New Night!!
eNPR will be airing at a new date! This week's eNPR will begin at 18oo eRepublik time ON SATURDAY.
We will have guests with us and possibly take some calls! You'll Just have to listen to join the fun!!!
So tune in! Or you'll regret it.
Secretary of Media, The Wild Card
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Contributors: Mourning Star, Melissa Rose, and Aramec
WHPR Day 2219
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/185289/1
Your government is hiring! Join the State Dept, WHPR and congress!!
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Comments
Please get employed by the government!
I would like to apply for the position of writer.
I am seeking compensation of approximately $60,000 a year.
Unless you want the eUS to be owned by eSerbia, you should not write.
Oh wait.
This time you are definitely drunk!
You are probably too busy running your own campaign.
Btw how's the move to South Carolina going?
Oh hai - I have been put in charge of deciding who to hire for position of writer, your application has been denied. thanks 🙂
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I DO like your hat, yesh!! :33
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I'd consider contributing some writes.
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Um, I have something to confess. You remember Brazil's betrayal back in October? Yeah, I was US ambassador to Brazil and I apologize for the lack of communication.
I love your hat.