WHPR [Day 1,010] - Far Western Alaska and New Congress

Day 1,010, 19:45 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
They Come

Remember Harrison Richardson's term, when the Serbians stayed up till 4am their time to wait for an attack on Lionking. Well, we didn't do that. That's good for us. We maintained productive real lives. Guess what? We're still going to win.

The thing I'm talking about of course is the Russia resistance war in Far Western Alaska. It's really not looking too bad right now. Russia attacked during their primetime. It'll come down to tomorrow.

I really want to request that you fight here whenever you can. If you can fight tomorrow before the end of the battle, that's the best. We really need to win this battle.

It's going to be pretty funny watching the Rubots cleaved through by our awesome military.

Remember what we went through. All the pain, suffering, and (manly) tears must not be for nought. Far Western Alaska is America. Don't you forget that.

New Senators

A new congressional term. After a relatively painless congress election (lol@Ajay) I wish to congratulate our new senators. Please, feel free to congratulate them and bombard with friend requests. (Thanks to Rainy for having a list for me to steal.)

Aamto
ArcNox
bigbirdy6
Bob Dupuis
Calebb
Charmader95
Civil Anarchy
Claire Littleton
Cromstar
DivineTemplar
Dr. Tango
Elivmar
eliwood_sain
Evan Feinman
George Armstrong Custer
GlaDOS
Glove
Heather Fuchs
Heero Blaze
HobbitTon
Indrae
Jacksondr5
Jameson L. Tai
Julian Mizu
Karven
kmbasketball3
Kult_Travian
Laxsnor
Leplatt
ligtreb
Mayor Fawkes
Max Wallingbottom III
MorningAlice
Mourning Star
Necros Xiaoban
ProggyPop
rainy sunday
Relorian
S-Mac31
slosh
Speedcat McNasty
Talio Extremist
Tom McDougal
twisted-pixel

Secrtary's note: Let this let you know how much I love you, America. I have typed this whole thing on TextEdit. That's like the mac version of notepad. It's so bad. You're welcome.

Don't hate me,

Kentel

Secretary of Media