WHPR [Day 1,005] - We Did It, America

Day 1,005, 20:44 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
We own Russia

This is the most exciting moment I've had in eRepublik. Without a doubt. We just participated in the biggest battle of V2, by far. I can just say that, without even checking the stats. I sat in #defense with all my fellow civilians and fought it out. It was incredible. I want to thank everyone I fought with.

This is a proud moment for America. I'm sure we'll be seeing an absolutely massive amount of articles about this. It'll clog up our media for days. And guess what? I don't care. This win is so huge. I'm stuttering thinking about it.

There are so many people to thank for this victory. Number one on the list is me, of course. I managed an astounding 0 kills. I consider myself responsible for our victory. If I had to think of other people, they'd be some of the following.

The JCS: They did excellent tonight. The plan worked. I don't pretend to understand it. These guys sure do, however. I can't profess my love enough for these guys, so I'll just have to settle for: ❤

The Military: The guys who do what the JCS tells them to do and boy do they look fine doing it. They rolled through the capital on numerous occasions (Micah The Legendary, eh?) and kept on going. I wish I was cool enough to be one of them.

EDEN and the Brolliance: These guys helped so much. I don't know the specifics, but I know they funded, fought, and bled with us tonight. Don't ever forget that. They did fantastic. I hope our MoFA and Secretary of State do the proper thing and congratulate you with highly arousing strippers.

The Money People: Those who donated for this battle are in my heart. Forever. They made it so we could kick Phoenix when they ran low on gold. It was marvelous.

Tonight, the only word I can think of to describe us is excellence. I really can't tell you how proud I am.

And now I must fulfill a promise. I need to humiliate myself do to my "lack of faith". I still watch Cartoon Network. Deal with it. I'm happy to offer up that fact if it means we get WSR.

Don't hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media