WHPR - A New American Hero:

Day 1,529, 09:28 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Americans!

Our glorious nation has a new Great American Hero! His name is Uhriventis and he has cleansed this nation of a terrible blight.



That’s right. Known terrorist, and enemy of the state, Pizza the Hut, has been banned!

After failing to represent an occupied Spanish region, in the Congressional elections, Pizza couldn’t help but run his mouth.

And it cost him.

He is a victim of his own hubris. He could not help gloating, thinking that he was smarter than everyone else. But as it turns out, people all over the world have grown tired of his web of lies and his unending manipulation. No more will we tolerate his racism, and quest for power that leaves countless countries in his wake.

You can read how it all went down in Uhriventis’ article: here.
Required reading for any true American.


We salute Uhriventis, and hope that more are willing to take a stand against cheating, and blatant manipulation as this man was.

There will always be cheating, and always be multies. Only through constant vigilance can we make sure that every version of Pizza the Hut is dealt with.

Hail Uhriventis
Hail America


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