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WHPR 1952 - I'm In Charge Here

Day 1,952, 02:29 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Room - Day 1952 - I'm In Charge Here

"As of now, I am in control here, in the White House Press Room, pending return of the Secretary of Media."

Dateline: Monday, March 25, 2013 (Day 1,951)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR:
Video: Dan Akroyd - Alexander Haig

1. Max Fights (Gold Mine) Contest Starts Today
2. Donate Food to the Air Strike
3. RW'ing Regions Back to Taiwan
4: Congress Election Day
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Max Fights (Gold Mine) Contest Starts Today




Admins have once again presented a new feature without fully thinking it through. Ligtreb's article the other day outlines the distribution of the gold mines throughout the New World, and editorializes that while the Gold Mines are probably a good thing their implementation is being done poorly.
In a Saturday Special Edition of this newspaper, Chief of Staff Palestinian Stevens reasserts that the USA will likely win this continent's Gold Mine, but adds the strategic possibility that an enemy nation may attack us in hopes of gaining control of our Gold Mine as soon as it is awarded to us.

In any case, the contest starts today, and we are urged to Fight, Fight, Fight, and win that sumbitch-- because this is America and it is our destiny to win it. And while we're at it, watch for enemy aggression toward our homeland, specifically Washington DC where our Gold Mine will be located.




Donate Food to the Air Strike


Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Another gift from the Admin gods is that citizens can now Donate toward their nation having the capability to launch an Air Strike.
An Air Strike is the ability to declare and wage war against a country that we do not share a border with. The President proposes it just like any other Proposal, Congress approves it, and we get to shoot some poor slobs who thought they were protected from us.
While President Vanek26 has stated that he has no intention, no country and no reason, to use The Bomb, other nations already have it and now before long every backwater dump on the face of the map will have The Bomb.
If you go to the Military tab on our Country page you'll see that we have the cash portion already, and are sitting around 40% or so of the needed Food. To the right of the circle graphs is a Contribute button. We are urged to Donate Food toward building a Bomb of our own.
If you go to the Food pages on the Marketplace, you'll be reminded just how dirt cheap food is. You have no excuse. Buy Food; Donate it to The Bomb.



RW'ing Regions Back to Taiwan



Last week, this newspaper reported an accord having been reached in the Taiwan-South Korea War. The short of it, as far as American fighters are concerned, is that we'll be RW'ing regions back to Taiwan. A timetable was set, and in a perfect world South Korea would be back on the map so they'd have a Congress this month, and Taiwan would have the US off their back.
Somewhere along the line the perfect world timetable got screwed up. I stopped trying to keep track of who fu*ked up where, as my own Daily Order was "fight for Taiwan" one minute and then "fight for the USA" the next.

So here's the skinny, folks. South Korea got regions, but not quite in time, and they're screwed out of a Congress this month. On the good side, they have a couple of regions-- better'n nothin'. And we are still intending to give Taiwan back to Taiwan.. mostly. But Fight Orders are likely to be mixed up for the next couple days-- still "fight for Taiwan" and then "fight for the US." Just do as your Daily Order says. If it's confusing and you really require explanation, get on IRC and ask your MU's Senior Officers-- that's what they're there for, make 'em do their job.

Congress Election Day



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George Armstrong Custer, Guest WHPR Editor
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~~George Carlin

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WHPR 1952 - I'm In Charge Here
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Fight, Fight, Fight!






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Comments

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,952, 02:35

First reserved for senior citizens.

DrowningMan
DrowningMan Day 1,952, 02:37

v

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,952, 02:56

Third reserved for building a bigger bomb.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/military/USA

Give 'til it hurts

kavinaugh
kavinaugh Day 1,952, 14:55

giving doesnt hurt it makes you 1.5% cooler for each food LOL

John Largo
John Largo Day 1,952, 03:03

Vote AMP
Vote Feds
Vote USWP
Vote WTP

Give your food to the starving bomb, then Fight Fight Fight

KOSOVA Batoa
KOSOVA Batoa Day 1,952, 03:17

Voted.

Al Punk
Al Punk Day 1,952, 03:21

Voted

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,952, 03:24

Feed a bomb!
Donate now to the 'Feed A Bomb' program!
Vote WTP
Vote AMP
Vote Feds
Vote USWP

The Mike
The Mike Day 1,952, 07:05

Albania is cool, AFA is not!

kavinaugh
kavinaugh Day 1,952, 14:57

got that right

KRIMIKO
KRIMIKO Day 1,952, 03:38

V
hail USA o/

Oblige
Oblige Day 1,952, 06:57

o/ Custer

ligtreb
ligtreb Day 1,952, 08:21

Voted as always.

Thanks for the link.

Tyrannocopters
Tyrannocopters Day 1,952, 08:33

Who wrote this masterpeice?

Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 1,952, 08:34

I ♥ Custer.

Meow!

weasel2
weasel2 Day 1,952, 09:02

1. The eUS will Resistance War (RW) back the first region of their choosing, other than Eastern Taiwan. Once this is done, eROC will RW back to eSK three regions.

N. Taiwan has been returned to ROC. Three SK regions have NOT been returned. Fight for the USA.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,952, 09:09

Now whoever did not see that coming raise your hand....

weasel2
weasel2 Day 1,952, 09:21

SK NEed Taiwan and attacked N. Taiwan.
What's the plan, Stan.?

weasel2 Day 1,952, 09:26

Comment deleted

weasel2
weasel2 Day 1,952, 10:03

Why is there no MMP with SK?

Vanek26
Vanek26 Day 1,952, 14:19

Money issues on SK's end I believe.

And SK/Taiwan are just rearranging regions atm.

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,952, 16:25

point I was making is that it's an evolving situation.. rather than actually going as planned, per the contract,,
POINT IS, rather than try to figure out where along a botched timeline we are, as fighters we should just follow whatever Order is given and let the bigshots be accountable for making this work out.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,952, 09:10

GOD...I have missed the Custer led WHPR...I mean whale noise...really...?

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 09:12

No food for you!
(Please note the following are in quotes.)

"You are an idiot!" "We will never use the airstrike for anything!" "It is a waste of resources and cash!" "Only a fool would waste their shit on the airstrike, it has no place in war mod strategy." "Shut the f up and quit stirring up trouble."

The best I recall the above are an accurate example of what I was told when I supported the airstrike option. I put tens of thousands of USD worth of food into that thing and urged everyone to do the same. Evidently I was the only "fool" in town that day as the little circle graph never moved after my donation.

I don't give a flyin' f if this thing is good or not. Do not debate me about possible benefits, I couldn't care less. What I do care about is that the same people who called me an idiot now want to do the same thing I did and are calling for everyone to donate. Bite me.

FWIW, I don't care if you donate. My #2 rule is "Do whatever it is you find to be fun here.". So live it up. Just don't expect me to applaud. Now go win us a gold mine so I can suck up some free gold and piss you off more. >:~D

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 09:34

Butt-hurt detected...!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 09:41

n00blet detected.

Not butthurt, I've worked with these people since then. Ask your leadership if I've said anything before now. Ask past PotUS and Congressmen if I have worked in politics. Ask if I am acting butthurt.

You don't know shit about what happened when this happened so STFU.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 09:48

Old fat man, butt hurt is butt-hurt, you can' t hide it...!
Also useless airstrike is useless!
What is that you DON' T understand?

weasel2
weasel2 Day 1,952, 10:14

PROF: An Airstrike is useless because we will NEVER have a use for it. We will NEVER use the airstrike.
We will NEVER threaten an airstrike as a diplomatic tool.
We will NEVER ask for donations for an airstrike.
007 movie reference here, or maybe Justin Beiber would be more age appropriate.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 10:27

Polski lover, that' s my english, take it or leave it!
Airstrike is useless, worthless and the most stupid idea ever came by plato, period!!!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 12:49

In case you missed it earlier...

PROFHTHS is a little n00blet. You were not in this game when the airstrike option was introduced. You were not in Congress and you have no idea what was said. Also do you know what the difference is between butthurt and a legitimate gripe? I doubt it because you are a n00blet in RL also I bet.

Grow a pair and then come back to talk as a man.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 13:00

Old fat butt-hurted man, no matter how much you will bitch, airstrike is trash!
STFU & get over it!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 13:11

Little child, you cannot read my words. Such little understanding you have. Do you graduate 4th grade this year?

I do not promote the airstrike. I do not protest the airstrike. I do not care a flyin' rat's ass whether there is an airstrike or not. I'm stating that over a year and some months ago (before you were eBorn) the option of an airstrike made sense. I contributed heavily towards it. That is still not my gripe. I give away a lot of stuff in this game and get burned for my trouble.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION HERE. My complaint is that the same people in favor of donating to the airstrike now are the same ones that called me an idiot (or worse) then. I'm pissed because they play follow the leader. Whatever the 'cool kid' says is 'cool' is what everyone does.

Now pop yer mamma's teat back in yer mouth and leave me the hell alone. I can troll all day if you want to but you are pretty lame and have no ammo so I'd advise against it.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 13:18

This is the definition of butt-hurt old man!
Get over it!!!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 13:25

^ This is the definition of a child that no one plays with.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 13:29

Butt-hurted old man is butt-hurted!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 14:12

I control you with one word. LOL

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 14:19

loled butt-hurt old man detected!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 14:26

n00b

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 14:29

Old fat man's butt-hurt!!!

kavinaugh
kavinaugh Day 1,952, 14:59

thats great pickle, now how about we donate and you stop screaming "I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!". it gets kind of annoying

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 17:49

I've commented my opinion on a couple of articles. I don't see how that constitutes "screaming". If you are referring to this moron that evident wishes to be trolled I've already apologized elsewhere in these comments.

kavinaugh
kavinaugh Day 1,952, 17:55

im taking the meaning, and what i mean is that everybody has heard you say that you wanted to donate but everybody else didnt, and that you can stop saying that on every article that mentions airstrikes now.

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,953, 09:33

kavinaugh, you can' t have a serious dialog with this old fart, because he is always drunk & ridiculous!

John Largo
John Largo Day 1,952, 15:26

Things change, Mox.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 17:50

Yes they do.

Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Walter Bishop Day 1,952, 09:25

Great Article

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,952, 09:36

Palestinian is Israel's multi???

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,952, 12:52

Go away little n00blet. You don't even know a f'in joke.




Oh, yeah. That's right. You are a n00b and know nothing. Now STFU.

 
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