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White House Press Release #98: Harrison for America

Day 898, 22:50 • Published in USA USA

• by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release #98: Harrison For America

7th of May, 2010, Day 892 of the New World

The Contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Harrison Richardson/Chocolate McSkittles Elected, Cabinet Released
2. Arm America

Harrison Richardson/Chocolate McSkittles Elected, Cabinet Released

The White House is pleased to announce the arrival of President Harrison Richardson and Vice President Chocolate McSkittles. Over the next month, America’s output of awesome is expected to at least triple. The global economy is bracing for impact. A senior white house official also has high hopes for the month: "This month will be so ****ing awesome. So awesome I will **** a brick and kick ***via in the ****."

President Richardson announced his cabinet today. The administration is happy to republish the cabinet here for your convenience:

President: Harrison Richardson
Vice President: Chocolate McSkittles
Chief of Staff: St Krems
Secretary of Defense: Angelini
Secretary of the Interior: Herr Vootsman
Deputy Secretary of the Interior: Civil Anarchy
Secretary of the Media: David Landon
Secretary of State: Colin Lantrip
Deputy Secretary of State: Mr. Hyphenated
Secretary of the Treasury: Publius
Secretary of Technology: Dmgctrl

Senior Counselor: Inwegen
Senior Advisers: Tiacha, Emerick, Josh Frost
Advisers: Lieutenant Schiesskopf, Joe Newton, Blazix
Assistant to the President for National Security: Gen. NXNW

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Useful Links
Department of Defense Orders
President Harrison Richardson's Newspaper
Vice President Chocolate McSkittles' Newspaper
State Department News
USA Department of the Interior
The Army Times
Mobile Infantry Battle Cry
The Welcoming Committee Newspaper
Flying Unicorn News
The Training Corps Tribune
The Hanging Chad

This concludes the ninety-eighth White House Press Release and the first of this Presidential term. While you’re waiting for the next press release, make sure to be a real American and follow DoD orders!

‘Til Next Time America,

David Landon
Secretary of Media

Comments

Chris Stanwick Day 898, 22:57

Very nice Cabinet there.

Devoid Day 898, 23:01

Hey Media guys, you might want to fix up the links at the bottom. Since Woxan isn't prez anymore, and all...

RalphyNoPants Day 898, 23:29

And get the newspaper for Army Group EAst up there too.

Kalanc Day 899, 00:06

Aye....keep it high

Dante Alagherii Day 899, 00:09

vote

silisius Day 899, 00:23

Good Luck.

Eddie Slim Day 899, 00:35

Jibun wooooooooooooooooo

artshoot1 Day 899, 01:24

i am not on cabinet
i am not surprise
xD

Isuss Day 899, 03:48

GL, HR and Choc.

Publius Day 899, 03:55

Publius o/ o/ o/

Astra Kat G Day 899, 09:24

Where's the official dish on how the new administration feels about Japan's unprovoked attack on South Korea...? (Why can't I spell it that way if that's how it appears in-game, not Corea)? 😛

I've checked the President's paper, the SoS's paper, and this one. Just wondering, since they're in the Brolliance (not even sure what the "rules" for that alliance is now that it's expanded, lol).