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White House Press Release #87: The Woxan Administration Hits The Ground Running

Day 863, 22:57 • Published in USA USA

• by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#87): The Woxan Administration Hits The Ground Running

6 April 2010, Day 868 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Woxan/Newton Ticket Elected, Names Cabinet

2. Wake Up Call

3. The Pony Express

4. Finland Resistance Wars

Woxan/Newton Ticket Elected, Names Cabinet

The White House is pleased to announce the arrival of newly elected President Woxan and Vice President Joe Newton to the campus! The duo bring a vast wealth of experience, knowledge, and good ideas to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Expect great things, America!

To hit the ground running, President Woxan has decided to announce his Cabinet as soon as possible. The administration is pleased to announce the following Cabinet and Staff positions:

Leadership Assistance Team:
Vice President: Joe Newton
Chief of Staff: Colin Lantrip
Deputy Chief of Staff: St Krems
Office of Human Resources: Rainy Sunday

Military:
CJCS: NXNW
VCJCS: Sukoidha
VCJCS: Jankems

Department of Defense
Secretary of Defense: Angelini
Deputy Secretary of Defense: Evry

Department of Interior:
Secretary of the Interior: Maxx Johnson
Director of the North American University: Fionia
Director of Community Development: Herr Vootsman
Director of Mentorship: rlee16807
Director of the Salvation Army: LordRahl2
Director of the Welcoming Committee: Ligtreb
Director of Meals on Wheels: James Strife
Director of the Flying Unicorn Squadron: Gildorg
Director of Job Hubs - Joe Lansing

Department of Media:
Secretary of the Media: Mr. Hyphenated
Director of the Pony Express: Robert Grosseteste
Press Secretaries:: Tibbets, Ingo Castilho, Jimmy Olsen

State Department:
Secretary of State: Myles Robinson
Deputy Secretary of State: Indrae
Deputy Secretary of State Asia: Robert Oakden
Deputy Secretary of State Europe: James Strife
Deputy Secretary of State Americas: Trick246
Ambassadorial Affairs: Comandokiller
INS/Citizenship Task Force: Evan Wilson
Indian Affairs Advisor: Devoid

Department of the Treasury:
Secretary of Treasury: Dr. Tango
Federal Reserve Chair:Sydiot
Director of the Bureau of Financial Intelligence: Morning Star
Bureau of Commerce: Clint Howl
Director of the Securities and Exchange Commission: Anaros

Department of Technology:
Secretary of Technology: Eotrick

Viziers:
Grand Vizier: Josh Frost
Vizier: Emerick
Vizier: Inwegen
Vizier: Cromstar
Vizier: Harrison Richardson
National Security Advisor: Max McFarland 2

Wake Up Call

The United States has always prided itself on its anti-political take over efforts. As a country, we respect the sovereignty of neutral countries. Last evening, however, several efforts to prevent PTOs failed. Three failed by a combined margin of 30 votes. These countries are now likely to be erased from the map entirely because 30 people could not be bothered to help out. For more information on the crisis--and how you can help-- click here.

The Pony Express

The Pony Express does a fine job at voting up articles with crucial information - and to block out the occasional troll from the top 5. They do much to boost the morale and deliver the day's most important articles. Better yet, the Pony Express can be used as an offensive weapon to vote up our 'love letters' published in Phoenix countries. Check out The Pony Express's newspaper for the latest important articles which always need more votes!

Finland Resistance Wars

It is worth noting, as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff NXNW does here, the United State's role in returning Finland to the map. America contributed more damage towards Finland's cause out of any allied nation! Some people have questioned the United States' commitments to long term friends, but, as the statistics point out, the US unwaveringly supports Finland. They have always been tremendous friends, and they will continue to be so. Hail Finland!

Useful Links
Department of Defense Orders
President Woxan’s Newspaper
Vice President Joe Newton's Newspaper
State Department News
USA Department of the Interior
The Army Times
Mobile Infantry Battle Cry
The Welcoming Committee Newspaper
Flying Unicorn News

This concludes the eighty-seventh White House Press Release and the first of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

Stay Thirsty My Friends,

Mr. Hyphenated
Secretary of the Media

tibbets
White House Press Secretary

Jimmy Olsen
White House Press Secretary

Ingo Castillho
White House Press Secretary

Comments

James S. Brady Press Room Day 863, 22:57

Bromance is in the air!

Joey Jackson Day 863, 22:57

Finland or die

acjcrr Day 863, 22:59

vote

Maruishima Day 863, 23:01

Vapauttaa Suomi!

St Krems Day 863, 23:01

/comment

Paladin Sutera Day 863, 23:05

.....i thought Japan joined the broalliance....?

Clonesean9 Day 863, 23:07

WOOHOO! We are out of EDEN!

Ballman Day 863, 23:14

FreeFinlandmaxxxxx

system0101 Day 863, 23:16

NO! SLEEP! TIL FINLAND!!

Sir Hypnotoad Day 863, 23:16

No love for eJapan

;_;

You will make them cry.

Dr_Revenue Day 863, 23:37

Free EDEN 😃

GLaDOS Day 864, 00:12

you forgot japan 😐

Xavinyo Day 864, 02:27

Huh, how the "free Asia campaign" gets together with eUSA PTO in eJapan, eChina, plus occupying, fortifying Karnatka?

Carr De Vaux Day 864, 03:14

"eU.S.A. believes that they should be freed as much as any nation"

Does that mean eUSA and Max MacFarland will be making RWs in eFrance and eGermany Soon? I want to buy moving tickets to fly and fight along side the true Liberators.

Tanner Jenings Day 864, 03:30

what about japan 🙁

eStriko Day 864, 05:10

Xavinyo Day 864, 05:14

@Carr De Vaux, obviously not, it is just eUSA rethoric. "Free" in their dictionary means "conqueer" and "exploit". See the real eworld examples.

@Tanner Jenings, guess another lill mistake (like mixing Croats with Poles in another article).

Gnaeus Progenitor Day 864, 05:28

I don't believe the Japan thing is "official" just yet for some reason or another... but, yes, it was implied in the paragraph about expanding the brolliance. The "as much as any nation" line refers to the the fact that any ally of Finland would obviously like to see it freed - the wording was apparently altered. For future reference, the eU.S.A. pays rent for Karnataka.