White House Press Release #119: Move to Florida Immediately
James S. Brady Press Room
There’s no easy way to say it, California has been lost and our country is under further attack. We need to fall back to the safety of Florida. The government is asking all living citizens to move to Florida immediately.
California has been captured. Many of you are still in California, which means you’re living in Russia. We need to fix that as soon as possible. Citizens are instructed to move out of California and back to Florida in the United States.
You will not be able to make this move directly. If you are stuck in California, you will need to move first to Mexico and then to Florida, in the United States. It will take two one zone Moving Tickets to do this. If you are unable to afford the tickets, contact Flying Unicorn Squadron for assistance. If you are able to afford tickets, we ask that you provide them for yourselves.
These are trying times, but we will prevail. Stay tuned for future important updates. Vote this up and subscribe to and keep checking the Pony Express. We need to exercise control over our media.
‘Til next time, America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
HobbitTon
White House Staff Writer
Kentel
White House Staff Writer
Comments
The title says it all. No need for an article
Move to Florida! We will prevail!
You fired a blank, son.
Move to Florida!
\o/
Old people!
😛
miami here we come
Old Spice guy says "Use Old Spice".
That is all.
Go to Florida!
Move to Florida
Go recruit Michael Westen. Russians are scared of him.
To Miami
Interesting. American fortresses have gone from:
Florida -> New Jersey -> Florida -> Karnataka -> California -> Florida
Me thinks Americans should just stay in Florida :/
Get to Florida people!! Its nice and sunny 🙂
Party in Florida! \o/
Florida \o/
I wanna see Lebron XD
This is America, we will persevere and we will succeed.
Move to Florida now!!!
Follow these orders!
Florida!
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but it's so humid there. My hair will frizz
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To the land of old people!
DavidLandon: Vote and comment now
DavidLandon: comments seriously
DavidLandon: I don't care if it's blank
Move to Florida
\o/ Florida \o/
BYOB
>Many of you are still in California, which means you’re living in Russia.
I'm strapped for cash and stuck in Australia after I went there and got citizenship for ATO. Can someone plz give me a ticket?
Run for your lives.Ur government is incompetent, join to PHX.
bro-voted
poor America 🙁
Come in Serbia! 😃DD
"safety of Florida"?
Are you guys delusional?
There is no wall to be built up from the population of a reigon, as such, a 10000 Player reigon can be occupied as easily as a 0 player reigon as long as the atacker can pay enough Gold to start the battle.
Florida is absolutly USELESS it has NO High ANYTHING, so during any last minute building of Defense Systems and Hospitals you will be limted to the supply of stone coming from Foreign countries.
If any reigon should be a last stand, it should be pennsylvania, as least it has High Stone.