White House Press Release #111: We were under attack, and freed Israel.

Day 936, 16:48 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

It has been a slow week, apart from the attack coming from Russia’s legendary president. Besides desperately trying to invent topics to write about to keep you informed, the government is doing endless amounts of work to keep America secured and our position on the global sphere as strong as possible.



Russia’s invitation to dance.

As you most likely have noticed, Russia attacked us the other day, besides China and Finland. Facing a vote of impeachment, HankScorpio launched three simultaneous attacks on Eden and USA, activating two new, powerful MPP-stacks besides China’s, which was activated earlier already. The faith of the Russian congress to the democratically elected president didn’t falter though, and the impeachment failed by a margin of two votes, giving HankScorpio at least an extra week in office.

While Choc has been hovering his cursor over the Attack-button several times in a day, we must refrain ourselves from launching a premature strike. Attacking Russia is a team mission, especially now when we have many potential attackers. The timetable of the war must suit our allies’ wishes as much as it must suit ours, as they will be responsible of a fair share of the damage inflicted on Russia. Russia is extremely attractive with all the diamonds gently asking for us to take the lead, but we must learn to dance first before accepting the invitation.



Israel as we like it. Free.

In a tactical maneuver to help Greece, Israel launched overwhelming MPP😒 when they unselfishly attacked Turkey on several occasions. Phoenix put these MPP😒 in to use and rolled the small nation of Israel completely. The US and her Allies had to let this happen as Phoenix won the battles with overwhelming margins as their MPP😒 outnumbered Israel’s. Instead, we launched a determined effort to free Israel in a RW-series only one day after the invasion had ended. With beautiful coordination, the operation was a success as all Israeli regions were returned to their original owners. American troops could be seen spearheading movements in Haifa, Jerusalem, and Nazareth.

The operation as a whole was a strong sign that the cooperation between America and Eden has returned to the levels of awesomeness it should always be. We are friends with benefits, and not being a member will not stop us to do great things together in the future as well.
Israel is not a part of any alliance, but USA and Eden are always happy to help nations who seek neutrality to preserve their independence and status as a sovereign nation whenever a hostile force threatens to lay oppression above them.

Thank you to everyone who participated, and a special thank you to our JCS and military for coordinating this effort to help our Israeli allies out of a difficult situation.



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‘Til Next Time America,

David Landon
Secretary of Media

Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media

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Deputy Secretary of Media