White House Press Release #106: Victory
James S. Brady Press Room
Many of you have seen the troll article released by Ostin that quickly rose to number one in the top five. Our media is still no match for the organized trolling efforts of Phoenix when they’re at their peak of organization. It is a long term goal to have enough votes in the top five to make it more difficult to do what they’ve done. Still, there is little we can do about it now. Until then, we can look at the article and smile.
The article I’m referring to came out with enthusiastic (but sadly misguided) confidence. Ostin provided a long list of battles and declared that EDEN was going down. The strategy, it seems, was to open as many battles as possible with the hope of winning one of them. With a spread that thin, surely they would be able to do this. All they really needed to troll us would be one out of eleven battles won.
Nope. Coordinated allied efforts came through, and Phoenix lost every one of their battles while spending an estimated 15,000 gold. Whoops.
An artist’s conception of a Phoenix commander after seeing the battle results
While there is a lot of controversy going on right now surrounding different branches of our government I would like to applaud all Americans in the effort we showed. Thwarting all of the attacks that we faced yesterday takes serious coordination. This is the kind of coordination we should strive for all the time.
‘Til next time, America,
David Landon
Secretary of the Media
Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary
Comments
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secondxxx??
Nice job Phoenix!
ownage. In all honestly though, the eUS did lose a few resistance wars, including one making Thailand vulnerable to attack (hence the new MPP's signed). So phoenix did win a few battles, only just some very small ones that won't likely mean much in the long term.
brovoted!
Long Live Brolliance/Eden!
didn't we lose Shandong and South Thailand?
on purpose but just southern thailand
eUS-MIL FTW
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lol@ostin
Were still getting a lot of resistance wars going on, but yeah good job to everyone for a successful and great battle.
Shandong isn't lost yet. However, it is being given back to the Chinese so Serbia's attack several hours later has no chance to succeed.
And from looking at the fighters in Southern Thailand, it looks like that was also intentionally given up. My guess was so that Indonesia can't continue to initiative block the eUS.
Using the Brolliance moniker is plagiarism of Dio.
I just hope Shandong doesn't get bugged...
vodado
Now that is a fail!
Dio is dead.
Therefore this is no plagiarism.
o7 eAmerica.
*insert credit card joke here*
I like how US pats itself on the back for all the good stuff that's happening in the eWorld, even if they almost didnt have anything to do with it. 😃 Just sayin'
Since when was making fun of Indonesia patting ourselves on the back?
Be less stupid, pl0x
Yet another sad day for the eUS....
We allowed EDEN to manipulate us into fighting THEIR defensive wars instead of helping OUR allies in Asia out.
Instead of helping nations that have been very kind to us after we left EDEN, We helped Spain. Spain is a nation that took part, along with Poland, In negotiations with PHOENIX on how to carve up the eUS for their own goals.
They hate us and want to see us conqured for daring to leave EDEN and yet when they want sheer amounts of damage done to save their stolen lands in france, They DEMAND we help them as if we are still Allied with them.
Poland and Spain view us as untrustworthy betrayers and "Neutral" depending on which of their politico's you get... Yet we "NEED" to help them?
I say next time Poland or Spain comes crying for help, We send them to ask their Phoenix friends... You know, the ones who they wanted to invade the eUS with.
I like how US pats itself on the back for all the good stuff that's happening in the eWorld, even if they DID NOT have anything to do with it.
Mynsc, The Briefing Room, "White House Press Release #106: Victory", Day913
Has Ostin been banned again yet?
Racism!
Why is the guy at picture ("bad boy"😉 black???
bring back NXNW
Congratulations from Sweden!
o7
haha i love that picture 🙂
Obvious PHX troll hiding in org is obvious.