White House Press Release #105: Press Corps

Day 911, 18:40 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Good evening,

This is a crazy day. We have finally been allowed to declare war on Serbia. Let me be the first to say...it’s on. There’s no telling exactly what will happen tonight, but keep up with DoD orders. There is no doubt that something epic will occur. As you know all hell broke loose yesterday. It just emphasizes the importance of keeping coordinated and following DoD orders.

The department has been very pleased with the quality of the applications received. We’ve processed them and have settled on a preliminary press corps. If you did not make it in this round, feel free to apply again. We’ll continue to weigh applicants and round out the room. As it stands, the following citizens can consider themselves White House Press Room reporters:

Edit: I forgot WahooBob on the original list. It has been edited to include him, with my apologies
Arturo Alercia
Charmander 95
Darian Dracona
Dave Richards
Jason Calloway
lerome D. Adams
Ligtreb
Pipercove
Uncon
WahooBob

Expect PMs tomorrow morning with details about the first press conference and its location and time. Congratulations, and again, all rejected applicants are encouraged to reapply. Everyone, keep writing articles and keep reporting. Now is the time to raise the next generation of media moguls.

In other news, today’s been an exciting day. Battles have opened up all around the world. It’ll be very interesting to see how everything will turn out. In times like these we need to stand together and be united more than ever. Through unity we can achieve our goals . On that note please follow and subscribe to the DoD orders if you haven’t already. Remember in a fluid situation such as this one the DoD orders are bound to change throughout the day. Please check the DoD orders before you fight . Don’t forget to save your fights until your last log in of the day. Save your fights and be aware that new situations may have developed.

Most of you have seen the large amount of trolling in our media at the moment. Do your best to ignore these articles. If you are looking for something to read subscribe to the Pony Express. The Pony Express is designed to promote articles that are helpful to Americans. In an important day such as this we must stand united against all the chaos that surrounds us. Do your best, and follow the DoD orders, ignore trolls/vote up American articles, and most importantly have fun. See you on the battlefield!

‘Til next time, America,

David Landon
Secretary of the Media

Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary