White House Press Release #104: Cleaning House
James S. Brady Press Room
The press release today is brief but important.
The administration would again like to congratulate you for your performance yesterday. We managed to eliminate the potential security threat. However, now we need to do some cleaning house. The former Republican party is currently at number four. If you joined the party, please resign.
If your friends joined the party, please bug them to resign too. UIP should be back in the top five. Please make this happen.
Also, to quote yesterday's article:
In other news, White House Press Corps applications are still open, you can find the form here.
We’ve gotten some great applications, but we’d like more. Please sign up! It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been playing. If you can write well, we want you on the Press Corps!
‘Til next time, America,
David Landon
Secretary of the Media
Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary
Comments
1st
2nd?
Landon is cool
4th?
I'd sign up but, suck at writing. :/
I enjoy the occasional America.
go
adoya
We'll welcome the Reps legit membership in the NoS Party.
For the good of the nation, yes yes. And all that.
inb4ajayptocomment!
adoya
inb4ajayptocomment! x2
I <3 Feds.
They make me p/h.
A sheep flies with her own wings.
\o/ America.
Message me for help!
Voted.
\o/ America.
I vote in india 🙂
No Ajay for top 20 😁
o/
citizenslave
Have I ever talked to you about what it means to be a conservative?
This is the kind of article I like to ride.
If writing isn't your thing, there are other govt. jobs available
Apply today! http://tinyurl.com/eUSGovJobs" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/eUSGovJobs
All your papers are belongz to us.
feds4life
First!
Damn, I missed it.
inb4ajayptocomment! x3
only 4 more...
only three more...
2
inb4ajayptocomment!x3
The recent lack of formatting and prettiness in these articles pains me.