Which eUK political party should you be in?
Huey George
Introduction
There has been a lot of discussion about the political parties of the eUK and which citizens should join.
With this article I thought I’d try and create a simple ‘quiz’ to help you decide which eUK political party is really ‘right’ for you? The results of course aren't binding however may help you choose wisely.
I’ve tried to include most of the political parties in the eUK, generally if the party seems active and has more than a few members they have been included.
You’ll need to make a note of your answers as “mostly a)” equals one party, a “mix mostly of a) and b) or c)” equals another, a mix of c) and d) or e) get another results, .etc you get the idea. Please note the results will only allow you to have mostly one letter or a mix of two/three letters.
This is just my opinion and by no means is it my intention to upset any member of any political party with ‘my results’.
Without further ado
The Quiz
We all know communication is vital for political parties, how do you most like to communicate?
a) Media/Newspapers
b) Party/friends/MU feed
c) Personal/direct message or mass p/dm
d) Forums
e) IRC
What type of ‘new world experience’ are you after the most?
a) I want to make lots of friends and influence the eUK
b) I want to be a strong solider, one of the best
c) I want to change the ‘new world’ improve on things I don’t feel work
d) I want to get involved in 'politics' by working with those with the ‘experience’
e) I’m here for the community and to have fun
Which of the following political values is most important to you?
a) My political party should try to make the ‘new world’ a better place.
b) My political party should have strong moral values.
c) I want my political party to constructively challenge the established ‘order’
d) I want a political party that cares about all citizens equally.
e) I want my political party to believe in freedom.
Which of the following methods should we primarily use help new ‘citizens’?
a) Through updated Government guides and the NHS
b) By ensuring high wage jobs or commune jobs are constantly available to new citizens
c) Through the political party/military feed whether advice or supplies
d) Through the forums, there is a wealth of information, help and opinions there.
e) The best help to new citizens is introducing them to the eUK ‘community’ it adds a whole new dimension to the ‘new world’
Which one of these words would you use to describe yourself the most?
a) Fair
b) Honest
c) Reformer
d) Progression-ist
e) Fun
I hope you've made a note of your answers…some minor political advertising while you wait sponsored by the Workers’ Rights Party to scroll though to get your results…sorry I can't resist
The Results
Mostly a) You value freedom, fairness, friendship and a free media, your party must strive to make the ‘new world’ a better place, and in order to do this you want a supportive and informative Government. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly b) You value honesty, directness and strength, your party must have strong moral values. Citizens should be able to work in commune for supplies or for a fair wage as well as supported by their Government. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly c) You value reform, change and new ideas, your party must constructively challenge the established ‘order’ and never rest on its laurels. Help for new citizens can come from all sources, whether politically orientated or via the Government. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly d) You value progression and all citizens being treated and supported equally. Experience is a valuable asset to you and your party should seek to improve upon the ideas and work of past citizens to make a better future. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly e) You value community, fun and freedom. Every citizen approaches the new world in their own unique way and why shouldn’t this be celebrated. Your party is supportive of the eUK ‘community’ and introducing new citizens to it. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly a) and d) or e) You value freedom, fairness, friendship and a free media, your party must strive to make the ‘new world’ a better place, and in order to do this you want a supportive and informative Government. However aspects of progression and community appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly b) and d) or e) You value honest, directness and strength, your party must have strong moral values. Citizens should be able to work in commune for supplies or for a fair wage as well as supported by their Government. However aspects of progression and community appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly c) and d) or e) You value reform, change and new ideas, your party must constructively challenge the established ‘order’ and never rest on its laurels. Help for new citizens can come from all sources, whether politically orientated or via the Government. However aspects of progression and community appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly d) and a) or e) You value progression and all citizens being treated and supported equally. Experience is a valuable asset to you and your party should seek to improve upon the ideas and work of past citizens to make a better future. However aspects of friendship and community appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly e) and a) or d) You value community, fun and freedom. Every citizen approaches the new world in their own unique way and why shouldn’t this be celebrated. Your party is supportive of the eUK ‘community’ and introducing new citizens to it. However aspects of friendship and progression appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly a) and b) or c) You value freedom, fairness, friendship and a free media, your party must strive to make the ‘new world’ a better place, and in order to do this you want a supportive and informative Government. However aspects of strength and reform appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly b) and a) or c) You value honest, directness and strength, your party must have strong moral values. Citizens should be able to work in commune for supplies or for a fair wage as well as supported by their Government. However aspects of friendship and reform appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly c) and a) or b) You value reform, change and new ideas, your party must constructively challenge the established ‘order’ and never rest on its laurels. Help for new citizens can come from all sources, whether politically orientated or via the Government. However aspects of strength and friendship appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly d) and a) or b) You value progression and all citizens being treated and supported equally. Experience is a valuable asset to you and your party should seek to improve upon the ideas and work of past citizens to make a better future. However aspects of strength and friendship appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Mostly e) and a) or b) You value community, fun and freedom. Every citizen approaches the new world in their own unique way and why shouldn’t this be celebrated. Your party is supportive of the eUK ‘community’ and introducing new citizens to it. However aspects of strength and/or friendship appeal also. Your party of choice is here.
Close
I hope your result was thought-provoking, unexpected and fun.
Remember the results of course aren't binding and this is just my opinion and by no means is it my intention to upset any member of any political party with ‘my results’.
Thanks for reading
Author
Huey George
Owner, Press Director and Editor of The Daily eWorker
Vice Party President of The Workers' Rights Party
Owner of 462-477 Engineering, Industrial, Manufacturing and Agricultural Concerns
Commander of the Free British Irregulars Military Unit
Minister of Home Affairs (Minster of Education)
Former Member of Congress(Parliament)
Former Minster of Foreign Affairs
Former Speaker of the House
Comments
Pole
I see what you did thar. : P
Great idea
Thanks Teppishc
I love you
I think we should just remain friends, Butjam : p
Brilliant.
That is so clever I may have died.
hue
Very lighting article!!.Sorry Hue,this is joke!!!.Excellent article!!.Voted,subed,shouted!!.
I love you and respect you!!!.I"ll allways love you!!.You are my good friend!.
Thank you, Sekula I've got a lot of respect for you too. You are indeed a good friend. 0/
You are my friend Hue and you can allways count on me or my support to you.i am working for you and my and your parties will be coalition partners!!.Hue for CP!!!.
Haha Cheeky, Love it Huey o7
This is truly amazing 😃
that button!
I only clicked on one because I didn't want to know what others I missed. I ended up picking WRP, which I'm already in which I suppose is good, I'm just wondering what others would have taken me to, hmm... guess I'll never know.
Wehehey,.,..
cool
lol
lol'd
Trolled like a pro Huey!
10/10
I hope it can be counted as only a slight 'trolling' as I've hopefully not upset anyone and it wasn't my intention too \o/
There are many forms of 'Trolling', Huey. Don't confuse the media's version of 'trolling' (which is just insults and being nasty) with real 'trolling'. You must of heard of being rickroll'd? That is old school trolling, this article is in that same bracket.
Great idea Huey you crafty so and so...voted and good luck for the coming month to WRP
Thank you Dr Hugh, The WRP have dwindled to 23 members last I looked so we need a good month...
Oh huey...I never thought you were a troll...
< 3 though, classic article, well played, sir, well played!
Thank you, Boh although like I commented above I hope it can be counted as only a slight 'trolling' as I've hopefully not upset anyone and it wasn't my intention too \o/
I highly doubt you upset anyone
tricksy hobbitses!
I clicked one it took me to New Era nice one Huey o7 Nice Article !
Thank you Commander Dapper and I don't doubt it, just like my heart is WRP and no link could send me anywhere else, your heart is New Era.
lol - nice
Always had time for the WRP - but as a member of New Era, me writing that is probably not the best PR for you so I'll just stop there.
\o/
Thank you Sven, Nothing wrong with some respect for the WRP from a fine New Era member such as yourself in my book. Our parties have had a fairly positive relationship in the past and while I sometime don't agree with everything your party has done, it has done a lot I felt was good.
Voted for impartiality \o/
lol
now wait for the clone articles with different [but the same] hidden links
tic tac vote that
i see what you did there
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE BEST TROOLLLLLLLL!!!!!! BROKEN THE SCALE OF TROLLING!
Haha Huey, what a legend! I bet somebody takes it seriously and joins your party though xD