When Destiny calls, great men answer

Day 1,616, 16:11 • Published in Croatia Croatia • by Arrlo

In times of great crisis and uncertainty in the history of nations, only the greatest men and women rise to power to lead their peoples. Although many players are jaded with this game at the moment, few would deny that deep and perilous crises abound in the so called New World.


With great power comes great responsibility

Given the grave situation each country faces, I would like to emerge from the shadows to offer my impartial and wholly unbiased advice to the peoples of eRepublik. I have long studied the key players in each of the main countries, and I hope that my extremely powerful perspicacity affords me some command of the attention and the respect of the more level headed of my readers. I have therefore taken it upon myself to select the next generation of leaders for certain of your countries, and will list them below, along with a brief explanation of my choices. With the Stone of Destiny up my nose, one hand firmly grasping the golden Sceptre and Orbs, and sitting awkwardly astride the Sword in the Stone, I hereby publish this binding decree, to the countries following.



Citizens of Bulgaria!

Your next country president will be Wildrunner. His quiet and respectful style of deft diplomacy, his friendly approach to interactions in the media, and his relaxed attitude to the game will make him a unifying figure in times of great disharmony in your country. His shy reluctance to make known his opinions, although they are invariably infallible, and his willingness to listen mean that his style of leadership will suit a people who have been hitherto quite a challenge to govern.


Tsar Wildrunner



Citizens of Serbia!

Your next country president will be desert hamster. Although inexperienced and new to the High Offices of State, his key characteristic of honesty will shine through the Serbian heartlands like the very rays of the Sun. My advice is to entrust NBS to him at your earliest convenience, as his sense of honour and astonishing business acumen will help to ensure perpetual prosperity in a country which has often suffered financial hardship.


CEO desert hamster



Citizens of the United States!

I decree that Ajay Pizza Winston L S Churchill the Ronald O Reagan Bruno General Cartman Lee Hutt shall be your leader. His leadership has led him to success in countless countries of the eRepublik world, and his career in the game has been one of unmitigated triumph from beginning to end. A man of modest character and gentle, moderate political beliefs, his inclusive view on tolerance toward his fellow immigrants can bring the myriad communities of the eUSA together under one bannedr.


The Mexican Messiah



Citizens of the United Kingdom!

Two deep malaises affecting my former nation are retention and participation. In order to help you overcome these problems, it is my firm belief that an exciting and, most importantly, an active candidate is the only solution. As such, I name Certacito as your new leader. Only his unrivalled zest for the game and constant and vocal presence can inject some spirit into your community.


The passion of youth will drive your country forward



Citizens of Poland!

Pick any. They're all qualified.


Gifted players, all

My thanks for your rapt attention and your adoration,
Thatcher
Kingmaker, Seer, Disgusting drunk