What You Can Do In The eUSA.

Day 1,241, 15:16 • Published in USA USA • by Syrup

I like to give you music to listen to.
-Courtesy of Rehab


Hello gentlemen, for those of you who don't already know, I'm Syrup. In case you didn't know, a titillating new media module came out today. So, I decided to experiment with it by creating this helpful article to explain what new citizens to our country can do.


We're pretty chill.


Check out the eUS Forums here. You can simply lurk, and read things if you want, but I find participating is more entertaining.

Check out the "Bewbs 4 Newbs" program here. You'll need to register to post a picture of a woman, to receive your free food. For those of you skimming, you can receive 120 health per day from here. Do it.

Join the Boot Camp Channel here. It's essentially both the hub for new players to learn, and as a bridge into the eUS Armed Forces. More on that later.






Yarg!

I mentioned Boot Camp earlier. It's where you get to learn, fight, and all that jazz. Most importantly, though, I'm there. To join, apply here (near the top of the page). By the way, if you work in a commune (meaning only $1 a day wages), you will get 300 wellness per day.

You can subscribe to the Citizen Orders newspaper here. If you're not part of a military unit, it can tell you where to fight best.

To fight, you can request even more food from Arm America here.





Pretend a quasi-humorous headline was here. Thanks.


Subscribe to President Emerick's paper, Cathode Side Chats.

You can add me as a friend. I try to shout helpful stuff for the most part. Plus, I'm a really lonely guy.

You should make a newspaper, and write stuff as well. You could even PM me a link to your article, I'm always curious what new players have to say.


Question: Have anything that you would like to have answered? My next article will be a F.A.Q. Article, so feel free to leave questions in the comments below, or send me a PM. Thanks!